The OFFICIAL manly man thread. *flex*

[Tibertus]

*Cock waves Folthrik goodbye* Git out!

 

[FrisianDude]

What the hell? Put the treehouse on fire? Fire-fag.  A real man would've chopped the tree down, you woman




With his ****.

 

[Vraid]

Hey, we know the rule;

TITS OR GTFO!!!!!!!

 

[Taimat396]

The feelings and emotions thread is higher up than this. And that isnt manly at all.

 

[Vraid]

Stfu! 
Emotions are for the weak. Right, Pavlo... oh, what's the point? He'll just come on to me.
Seriously though, guys only post there in the hopes that either LLandy, Merc, Pinky or Ellen-Marie will talk to them. So stay away.

 

[Mage246]

Oh, how I pine for sweet Ellen-Marie!

 

[Taimat396]

Is why I bumped it. The forum looks sorta like a list. And this thread should be number 1, obviously.


New topic.

Tits! Beer! Football!

 

[Vraid]

Tits! Beer! Football! No Football!
Seriosuly though, could we keep the conversation away from football! Playing it is fun, but talking about it is... violent.
Let's talk about tits. My favourite pair belongs to the pornstar Lanny Barbie. Look her up. I think she's French-Canadian.

 

[Mage246]

There are better, and not that hard to find. Hers are fake, and the real thing is better.

 

[Vraid]

Nah, they're definitely not fake, dude. Not all pornstars have fake tits. 

 

[Mage246]

Nah, they're definitely not fake, dude. Not all pornstars have fake tits. 

Oh you poor, naive fool. I remember when I was so easily fooled, so don't take it too badly. They are most definitely fake. Get a few more years on your belt and you'll be able to tell the difference. You see, there are *good* fakes, and there are *bad* fakes. Bad fakes you can immediately tell that they are fake. Good fakes sometimes take a little more time. You have to look at various factors like shape, perkiness, nipple displacement, and spacing between them. There are other factors, but those tend to be the most obvious.

But, with a well-known pornstar like Lanny, a quick google search should be enough to reveal to you the truth of my words.

 

[Vraid]

Actually, ever heard of amateur pornstars? Which translates to: Women who have sex for a living, yet are still too poor to afford fake boobs.
Seriously though.

 

[Tibertus]

Tits! Beer! Football! No Football!
Seriosuly though, could we keep the conversation away from football! Playing it is fun, but talking about it is... violent.
Let's talk about tits. My favourite pair belongs to the pornstar Lanny Barbie. Look her up. I think she's French-Canadian.

You're not manly! Violence is manly! Tits are womanly! Sliding your cock between two greased up tits is manly! However, since you neglected to say that you want to molest her tits, you must just be a womanly dickless bastard who doesn't like violence and tit ****ing.

 

[Vraid]

Tits! Beer! Football! No Football!
Seriosuly though, could we keep the conversation away from football! Playing it is fun, but talking about it is... violent.
Let's talk about tits. My favourite pair belongs to the pornstar Lanny Barbie. Look her up. I think she's French-Canadian.

You're not manly! Violence is manly! Tits are womanly! Sliding your cock between two greased up tits is manly! However, since you neglected to say that you want to molest her tits, you must just be a womanly dickless bastard who doesn't like violence and tit ****ing.

Tell that to a paedophile.

 

[Tibertus]

Pedophiles aren't manly. I'll tell you why. Because the stronger the victim of your rape, the more manly you are. Since children are weak, pedophiles are on the very low end of manly rapers.

 

[Vraid]

Did you know that if you castrate a paedophile, he'll become a child-murderer instead? Now that's manly. It's like turning Pikachu into Raichu, but, instead of giving him the Thunderstone, you taketh away.

 

[Mage246]

Actually, ever heard of amateur pornstars? Which translates to: Women who have sex for a living, yet are still too poor to afford fake boobs.
Seriously though.

Seriously though. Lanny Barbie is not an amateur pornstar. She's full pro. Also, some amateurs have fake tits.

 

[Orion]

We still aren't on to the manly discussion of ****ing said tits.

Fake tits or not, manly man gets the job done.

 

[Mage246]

The fact that you think that is even up for debate makes me question your manliness, sirrah!

 

[Orion]

The fact that you seemed reluctant to initiate conversation on the topic makes me doubt your manhood, knave!

A duel, then.

Penis fencing at dawn.