The OFFICIAL manly man thread. *flex*

[Mage246]

If being a real man means giving up civilization, then I don't want to be a real man. And, if you're able to read this message, neither do you.

 

[FrisianDude]

I was already gonna agree with you. No need for you to have me agree with you before I agree with you. It's rude.

 

[Tibertus]

You know what wasn't manly? My ****ing classroom smelled like vagina. Straight up smelled like *****. Really strong smelling too. Like some ***** was queefing up a storm with a stinky stinky vagoo. God ****ing Damnit.

 

[Magorian Aximand]

Well there's your problem. You let them into your classroom. See what happens? Next you'll have to fight off some ****in' bears.



Bears dude. ****in' bears.

 

[Corndawg]

Well there's your problem. You let them into your classroom. See what happens? Next you'll have to fight off some ****in' bears.



Bears dude. ****in' bears.

"They can smell the menstruation...."

Good one there.

 

[Tibertus]

Well there's your problem. You let them into your classroom. See what happens? Next you'll have to fight off some ****in' bears.



Bears dude. ****in' bears.

Yeah, what is this, women trying to learn? WTF? Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!

There bears we have here are kinda smaller sized black bears, so I'll fight three. Muther****in' three bears man!

 

[butscrew]

Well there's your problem. You let them into your classroom. See what happens? Next you'll have to fight off some ****in' bears.



Bears dude. ****in' bears.

Yeah, what is this, women trying to learn? WTF? Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!

There bears we have here are kinda smaller sized black bears, so I'll fight three. Muther****in' three bears man!

Wow aren't we manly. They have the black bears in Japan and if one can kill a karate champion, I am sure 3 bears will be enjoying human porridge that night. You should of said Koala bears, they aren't really bears but they would be a lot easier to beat.

 

[Tibertus]

I can easily kill three black bears. With my teeth and fists.

隐藏

And maybe that sword I got.

 

[Æsir]

I actually have killed a bear. That is manly. Bears are tough. Being tough is manly.

 

[Nahkuri]

I spent this week  cursing, roaring out of pure rage and threatening to beat the **** out of some of the lazier and less capable members of our squad in the middle of a dark, cold and wet forest, sleeping about 3 hours a night. I also had a fairly good Kalashnikov variant with me, though I didn't shoot anythign with it. Mostly I just threw it around because the ****er is always in the way when I'm supposed to do something useful.

*flex* *bulge* *flex*

 

[Seff]

Rk-95 as opposed to an Rk-62?

 

[Nahkuri]

Rk-62. I'm not in the actual fighting troops, so I  get to see and use only the older stuff. Anyhoo, 62 and 95 are basically the same weapon, you just can add silencers, rifle grenades and whatnot to 95.

 

[Seff]

I know, I was confused about what you considered an upgrade - from standard AK to Rk-62 or?

 

[Nahkuri]

Well, RK-62 is pretty much a more accurate and slightly different looking version of an AK.

 

[Seff]

I know that too - you're missing my point

Looking back at it, I misunderstood your post. Sorry about that.

 

[Nahkuri]

Thought so, you nearly got me confused back there 

 

[Vraid]

Why are we talking about guns? We should start a "Redneck's" thread.

 

[Pavlov]

hey hey hey, rednecks are not manly! and having a love for guns does not make you a redneck, having a love for your sister however does.

 

[Adaham]

I played football today *flex* and I smoked before and after *tripleflex*

 

[Gule]

I played football today *flex* and I smoked before and after *tripleflex*

I don't know what it's like in Amsterdam but in Sweden smoking is more of a girls thing.