The OFFICIAL manly man thread. *flex*

[Ambalon]

I played football today *flex* and I smoked before and after *tripleflex*

I don't know what it's like in Amsterdam but in Sweden smoking is more of a girls thing.

Ouch.

 

[Vraid]

hey hey hey, rednecks are not manly! and having a love for guns does not make you a redneck, having a love for your sister however does.

What about having a love for you? What does that make me? 

 

[Adaham]

I played football today *flex* and I smoked before and after *tripleflex*

I don't know what it's like in Amsterdam but in Sweden smoking is more of a girls thing.

After trying out several unwitty replies, I came up finally with this:

NO U!

P.S.: At least that was a manly way of doing so

 

[Pavlov]

hey hey hey, rednecks are not manly! and having a love for guns does not make you a redneck, having a love for your sister however does.

What about having a love for you? What does that make me? 

My new wrestling partner 

 

[Nahkuri]

I played football today *flex* and I smoked before and after *tripleflex*

I don't know what it's like in Amsterdam but in Sweden smoking is more of a girls thing.

What, your men use snuff? If you've watched any russian war films you should know that smoking is by no means a girls thing.

 

[Gule]

I played football today *flex* and I smoked before and after *tripleflex*

I don't know what it's like in Amsterdam but in Sweden smoking is more of a girls thing.

What, your men use snuff? If you've watched any russian war films you should know that smoking is by no means a girls thing.

??, I don't get it, why would russians smoking make it less of a girls thing?

 

[Nahkuri]

Have you not seen any Russian war movies?

EDIT: Also, I bet your wimmen smoke light or menthol cigarettes. Or light menthol cigarettes.

 

[Gule]

Have you not seen any Russian war movies?

Not one made by Russia, but several featuring russians.

Actually I was trying to tease you earlier by calling russians girls, but apparently it wasn't that clear.

However it's still my opinion that cigarets are girly, cigars however, is a whole different thing. 

 

[Nahkuri]

That's complicated. There are men's cigarettes and girls cigarettes. The latter consisting of low tar and nicotine blue labels and super duber über light menthol flavoured bull**** cigarettes. Manly cigarettes usually have a red label, or "full flavour" printed somewhere, though there are exceptions I believe. I only smoke Pall Mall full flavour while occasionally switching to Chesterfiel(cheaper) so I can't say for sure. Anyhoo, I hardly would consider North State girls' smokes.

Cigars can be manly, yes, but a good thing to remember is that those big fat cigars look silly unless they're being smoked by a proper manly man with truckloads of authority, and at least 30 years of age.

EDIT: Oh yeah, check out 9th company. I recall it was pretty good, though I was mighty hung over when I watched it.

*flex* *bulge* *flex*

 

[Tibertus]

I prefer my pipe. Also, younger guys can get away with skinnier cigars I think. Also, nothing looks more badass than smoking a Marlboro 100 while leaning against your motorcycle.