The OFFICIAL manly man thread. *flex*

[Mage246]

Nah, I'm more of an expert on the quick draw. But it sucks when I misfire.

 

[Vraid]

Nah, I'm more of an expert on the quick draw. But it sucks when I misfire.

You're now officially effeminate.

 

[Niv]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvltzwkUEEA

Probably already posted, but still awesome nonetheless.

 

[Ravenheild]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2jdlfmaHuk&feature=fvw
Here is a guy saying **** you to nature.

 

[Magorian Aximand]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvltzwkUEEA

Probably already posted, but still awesome nonetheless.

Yeah, I put that up just a few pages back. Those guys are brilliant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2jdlfmaHuk&feature=fvw
Here is a guy saying **** you to nature.

Mythbusters were cooler.


How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Spoiler

None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.

 

[Mage246]

Nah, I'm more of an expert on the quick draw. But it sucks when I misfire.

You're now officially effeminate.

I don't think you understand what I said, or what the word "effeminate" means.

 

[Æsir]

Im off to do manly things like: finding women, lifting weights, and eating whole jars of peanut butter. Including the jar.

 

[Ravenheild]

It is manlier if the jar is made of glass, that's why I prefer jelly or preserves.

 

[FrisianDude]

Peanut butter jars are made of glass in any civilized country.

 

[Ravenheild]

I see mostly plastics around here but you are correct I do recall having seen glass before.

 

[cameron112497]

Manly men don't eat, they stare at food and it gives them energy.

 

[Magorian Aximand]

Manly men don't eat, they stare at food and it gives them energy.

That sounds like a poorly cannibalized Chuck Norris joke.

 

[Taimat396]

That was my first thought too :/

 

[Mage246]

Also, it sounds like what plants do with the sun. And plants are not manly!

 

[Ravenheild]

Except if you are photosynthesizing the fear of small children and darkness.

 

[Tibertus]

Peanut butter jars are made of glass in any civilized country.

To bad civilization isn't manly. Real men are barbaric.

 

[Anarion]

Manly men don't eat, they stare at food and it gives them energy.

Another (more plausible) manly way of keeping oneself sustained would be to live solely off* beer. Monks did it.
I'd like to try that for at least a weak some day.

*I was a little confused about the correct preposition to use here. Is it off, of, on or other?

 

[Mage246]

I would use on, but it is not a real problem either way.

 

[killer-blead]

Peanut butter jars are made of glass in any civilized country.

To bad civilization isn't manly. Real men are barbaric.

We're still caveman huh?

 

[butscrew]

Peanut butter jars are made of glass in any civilized country.

To bad civilization isn't manly. Real men are barbaric.

We're still caveman huh?

Some of us are. I personally am an apartment man though. Broadband in caves suck.