You know you're an idiot when you miss the part about masking the taste of bodily fluids.Bluehawk Classic said:You know you're old when your own saliva isn't enough to "lubricate" oral sex.
Rebound-a-Seff said:I honestly haven't thought about lube with taste as masking body fluid tasts. Ah well, might try.
Slept with a chubby girl. She wanted me to take her anal virginity. Fun was had.
Then slept with a 34 year old South Korean woman, she was even more fun.
I've known girls that could step out of a bathtub and still have a sour taste. Much like some guys just have *** that tasts worse than others. Be it diet or genes or whatever.Cyborg Eastern European said:Out here in the Barbaric Third World, the term we prefer to use for that is "Personal hygiene."
...unless you're old, I guess.
Yeah, at some point, as my confidence comes back, I'll become more picky. ...Maybe.Llew said:Sounds like you're back on the war path.
Unless you're an idiot, too, no amount of personal hygiene is going to compensate for the bitter taste that is associated with the fluid which emanates from a vagina.Cyborg Eastern European said:Out here in the Barbaric Third World, the term we prefer to use for that is "Personal hygiene."
...unless you're old, I guess.
Lucky man. I would say that a lot depends on your partner's diet but that would open up a whole 'nother can of worms.Moose! said:Tastes alright to me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Lord Brutus said:...that would open up a whole 'nether can of worms.
Hmmm, tough question. Why don't you ask your wife?Bunny Cookie Canada said:If elder abuse is illegal, why is it so funny?
Lord Brutus said:Sorry she couldn't keep up with me, but it happens. She didn't think it was abuse at the time.