Dating Thread, v. II

[Bluehawk]

You know you're old when your own saliva isn't enough to "lubricate" oral sex.

 

[Seff]

I honestly haven't thought about lube with taste as masking body fluid tasts. Ah well, might try.

Slept with a chubby girl. She wanted me to take her anal virginity. Fun was had.

Then slept with a 34 year old South Korean woman, she was even more fun.

 

[Lord Brutus]

You know you're old when your own saliva isn't enough to "lubricate" oral sex.

You know you're an idiot when you miss the part about masking the taste of bodily fluids.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Out here in the Barbaric Third World, the term we prefer to use for that is "Personal hygiene."

...unless you're old, I guess.​

 

[Llew2]

I honestly haven't thought about lube with taste as masking body fluid tasts. Ah well, might try.

Slept with a chubby girl. She wanted me to take her anal virginity. Fun was had.

Then slept with a 34 year old South Korean woman, she was even more fun.

Sounds like you're back on the war path. 

 

[Seff]

Out here in the Barbaric Third World, the term we prefer to use for that is "Personal hygiene."


...unless you're old, I guess.

I've known girls that could step out of a bathtub and still have a sour taste. Much like some guys just have *** that tasts worse than others. Be it diet or genes or whatever.

Sounds like you're back on the war path. 

Yeah, at some point, as my confidence comes back, I'll become more picky. ...Maybe.

 

[Lord Brutus]

Out here in the Barbaric Third World, the term we prefer to use for that is "Personal hygiene."

...unless you're old, I guess.​

Unless you're an idiot, too, no amount of personal hygiene is going to compensate for the bitter taste that is associated with the fluid which emanates from a vagina.

Maybe let those who have actually experienced such talk about it and the rest just read and learn.

 

[Moose!]

Tastes alright to me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Lord Brutus]

Tastes alright to me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lucky man.  I would say that a lot depends on your partner's diet but that would open up a whole 'nother can of worms.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Oooor maybe you just have **** luck. 

...that would open up a whole 'nether can of worms.

*cough* fixed

 

[Delora Filth]

In my experience muff is a highly variable gastronomic experience. And any particular one can even vary from day to day.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

But that can hardly be used for cheap shots at the elderly, now can it? 

 

[Dryvus]

If elder abuse is illegal, why is it so funny?

 

[Lord Brutus]

If elder abuse is illegal, why is it so funny?

Hmmm, tough question.  Why don't you ask your wife?

 

[Dryvus]

I can't, she died a victim of elder abuse.

 

[Lord Brutus]

Sorry she couldn't keep up with me, but it happens.  She didn't think it was abuse at the time.

 

[Anarion]

I have had oral sex many times.

 

[Seff]

Giving your dad blowjobs doesn't count in this discussion.

 

[Anarion]

Sorry. In that case I've never tried it.

 

[Dryvus]

Sorry she couldn't keep up with me, but it happens.  She didn't think it was abuse at the time.

That was a scarecrow, buddy. We decided not to replace it this time, the loose straw is a slipping hazard.