*mourns American dream*
Somehow it's "unfair" for some people to have successful jobs, businesses or investments, so in the interest of fairness we will be taxed into poverty.
Yeah, that's fair!
I wonder if he's going to be paid enough to purchase a backbone, so that deciding when life begins will become viable.
Guns?! Oh it's so SCARY to fathom having citizens capable of defending themselves! Don't worry, Papa Obama will keep us safe!
And don't even bring up coal, you'll be fined into bankrupcy for the "greenhouse" gas produced whilst speaking. Must not be important that the greenhouse effect is caused almost entirely by our atmospheric water vapor.
*hides money, guns, and contraband coal lumps*
Something must be done with our reckless liberal propaganda machine, despite the fact that it's too late.