Switzerland invades Liechtenstein

[Merentha]

In quite possibly Switzerland's only offensive military action this century, they accidentally invaded Liechtenstein. 

Liechtenstein, with a population of 34,000, has no standing army or national guard.  In times of crisis, it has a treaty with Switzerland that makes the Swiss army responsible for the protection of Leichtenstein's citizens.

 

[Sir Prince]

They had assault rifles, but no ammunition?

 

[AgentSword]

Of course! It was only a practice drill

 

[Merentha]

At least it wasn't an amphibious invasion. 

Not only the funniest, but the most retarded military action thus far in history 

I don't know...Iraq springs to mind. 

Edit:  In case the emoticon wasn't enough, the Iraq mention was a joke.  I do not want this to turn political. 

 

[Hræfn]

They should have taken it. Dip****s not having an army. Even Iceland has an army . . . well a few dozen soldiers, but it still counts! 

 

[An4Sh]

They should have taken it. Dip****s not having an army. Even Iceland has an army . . . well a few dozen soldiers, but it still counts! 

That's not even a platoon!

 

[Mage246]

What's even worse is that nobody in Liechtenstein even noticed the invaders. That's it, I'm getting a water pistol and taking over Liechtenstein.

 

[Nethros]

I shall join you. You have my spits.

 

[Guan_Chung]

I'll bring a spoon.

 

[bugman]

I have a new found love for Switzerland.

 

[An4Sh]

I'll bring an axe the size of two grown men's skulls.

That's pretty small...

 

[freefire007]

When was the last time Switzerland actually went into war with some one?
It's like some holy zone, Hitler didn't even touch it.
They lived through WWI and WWII and Napolean era.

 

[calandale]

They were active during the Napoleonic Wars. I think that was their last period of war. The mountains make them a tough nut to crack.

 

[Audun]

..And i'll bring my chainsaw. *Forgets oil* Oh crap..

 

[Hræfn]

Switzerland is so **** that nobody wants it.

 

[calandale]

The Habsburgs wanted it back; they just weren't willing to pay the price.

 

[okiN]

The Swiss have always been teh 1337. Swiss pikemen, Swiss guard, Swiss this and Swiss that and Swiss Army Knife.

Swiss watches and Swiss banks also deserve special mention.

 

[Dynamite_cow]

Yep, the chocolate would be a valid reason to invade it, I think. I'll go get some snowballs from the outside and join the invading force!

 

[Audun]

Switzerland is so **** that nobody wants it.

Napoleon did.

 

[Hræfn]

Switzerland is so **** that nobody wants it.

Napoleon did.

Napoleon was French.