Switzerland invades Liechtenstein

[Merentha]

I wouldn't call killing all males an example of just misogyny, regardless of the reasons.

The stated purpose was to get a harem, calandale.

 

[calandale]

Still, killing all of the males would indicate a disregard for them as well. As long as the ends are treated as more important than individuals.

 

[Hræfn]

And who wouldn't want a Harem? Can any man honestly say that? (Except Merentha, I have serious doubts about his sexuality)

 

[Merentha]

Yes, indeed, all those who don't think attractive women are merely sex objects are homosexual.  Genius.

And who wouldn't want a Harem? Can any man honestly say that? (Except Merentha, I have serious doubts about his sexuality)

Likewise, who wouldn't want slaves?  Its the same argument.

 

[Hræfn]

Likewise, who wouldn't want slaves?

Exactly, who wouldn't?

 

[Merentha]

Likewise, who wouldn't want slaves?

Exactly, who wouldn't?

Edit:  Seriously, if you're that far off-base with human relations, decency, and respect, I'm not sure...Jesus.  I'm still sitting here in shock.  Are you a real person?

 

[Apollon-04]

I personally think all those posts should be deleted. Thats very sexist. Can we jsut drop the topic? yeah im a guy, but id rather not see you guys banned.

 

[calandale]

Actually I find this an interesting point. In one sense, there is the egoistic desire to have all that one wants, without regard to others. On the other, the Kantian imperative that people must be treated as ends to themselves - all expressed in very real terms.

 

[Merentha]

I've taken care of things myself, so that people won't get offended.

I'm not sure German was the best language to use, however. 

 

[okiN]

I've taken care of things myself, so that people won't get offended.

"I think all the non-whites should be raped, killed and raped again.

j/k lol"

 

[Hræfn]

Actually I find this an interesting point. In one sense, there is the egoistic desire to have all that one wants, without regard to others. On the other, the Kantian imperative that people must be treated as ends to themselves - all expressed in very real terms.

Yeah, it's like Freud's idea of the Id, Ego and Superego, in the ideal world my Id would be fully sated which I believe can only happen if I have a Harem or a three-breasted woman. So, thanks Merentha for being the morality police of the psyche, I really appreciate it  .

Seriously, if you're that far off-base with human relations, decency, and respect, I'm not sure...Jesus.  I'm still sitting here in shock.  Are you a real person?

Vikings did it. Romans did it. Egyptians did it. Everyone did it, including Americans a few hundred years ago. If it was fine throughout history then that shows the modern view is just over-PC bull****.

 

[Merentha]

Vikings did it. Romans did it. Egyptians did it. Everyone did it, including Americans a few hundred years ago. If it was fine throughout history then that shows the modern view is just over-PC bull****.

Oooh, wow, appeal to tradition.  Good one.  You have no problems, then with the idea of subjugating an entire race/demographic based solely on their deviance from the norm?

 

[DannyT]

quit the chatting, are we invading or what????? whos drawing up the battle plans?

 

[Mage246]

I'm in charge here.

Our army:

Mage246 (squirt gun) - General
Nethros (spit) - Artillery
Guan_Chung (spoon) - Infantry
Naridill (axe) - Infantry
Audun (chainsaw without oil) - Infantry
Sir Prince (wooden sword) - Infantry
Wagrim (toy gun) - Artillery
Apollon-04 (water balloons) - Artillery
Nethoras (Yu-Gi-Oh cards) - Logistics
Halden the Borch Shooter (plastic baseball bat) - Infantry
Hraefn (sword) - Infantry


Here's the plan:

I will be with the main force, attacking from the south through Switzerland. The main force will include Audun, Me, Wagrim, Halden, Sir Prince, Naridill, and Hraefn. The second force will attack from the west, through Austria. I will include Apollon, Nethoras, Guan_Chung, and Nethros. We will attack in a coordinated pincer movement, with the secondary force preceding by a short interval to serve as a distraction. I fully expect the secondary force to be completely wiped out due to their lack of any halfway-effective weapons, but that is the price we must pay for victory. While the vicious Liechtensteinian army is off tearing up the secondary force, we will secure the centers of government and take people hostage. When their army returns, we will demand that they surrender their arms to us and pledge fealty. We will then coopt any disaffected members of the populace to serve as our underlings, and we will use them to enact our policies.

We strike at dawn!

 

[Apollon-04]

You forgot Apollon the evil kitty.... and his AWESOME GUN THAT NEVER RUNS OUT OF AMMO!!

 

[Mage246]

Figments of your imagination don't count, but if you really insist I'll put him in the main force.

 

[Mage246]

No, put him in secondary. Would be awkward if Apollon died(gloriously, though) and the figment survived.

I was just covering all of the bases... if it turns out he actually is real we wouldn't want a pissed-off survivor from the diversionary force with a gun coming after the rest of us.

 

[Apollon-04]

Oh, ill also be bringing a compound bow and one of those floaty water tube things, you know what im talking about? someone comes near me, jsut whip him with that

 

[Mage246]

Too late, you picked water balloons so you're stuck with em.

 

[Apollon-04]

I can also borrow my kittys gun, i dont like being artillery.... in every game i play or anything, im always a frontline soldier....