Dating Thread, v. I

[butscrew]

I suggest permanent markers, so it doesn't ruin the skin.

 

[pentagathus]

My poor innocent mind!

 

[Bulle]

I'm having a great time here in Italy with my habibi, when he picked me up at the airport he had a sign which said "I LOVE YOU" in Swedish. Now it's been over a week and God, I'm feeling fine. Right now he is sitting behind me playing his guitar!

 

[Lyze]

And you're ignoring him? Fool woman, go stop him playing that guitar!

 

[Bulle]

He is not playing his flute, just his guitar.

 

[Lyze]

There's some sort of cultural reference in your statement, but I'm not seeing it.

 

[silencekyo]

He is not playing his flute, just his guitar.

 

Am i the only one seeing an innuendo here?

 

[Tibertus]

He is not playing his flute, just his guitar.

 

Am i the only one seeing an innuendo here?

More like inherendo.

 

[FrisianDude]

Innuendo was obvious enough. Lyze, art thou sleepy?

 

[Selothi]

Another good evening (well, it started off boring while I was with a certain group of friends, better when I was with a couple of mates, and then perfect when I hooked up with the girlfriend): we smoked a joint, made out, listened to an African percussion ensemble, and made out afterwards on the steps of a church, pretty funky and blasphemous.

 

[tamuli]

One of the most beautiful girls I know likes me, (thinks she loves me but probably doesn't) and I'm in a relationship... Sickened to bits... 

 

[Amroth]

...  What is wrong with the situation?

 

[tamuli]

It's tempting... So very very tempting 

 

[Amroth]

To SIIHP?

 

[tamuli]

?

 

[Magorian Aximand]

Google is your friend.

 

[tamuli]

Oh. Nope, anal's pretty sick imho...

 

[Swadius 2.0]

How so? Is it really that far off from the rest of the stuff you do during sex?

 

[tamuli]

I just think it's disgusting. 

 

[Amroth]

Have you tried it?