AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS THE GREATEST IF YOU DON'T LIKE FOOTBALL YOU ARE NOT AMERICAN. NONE OF THIS ***** U-R-PEAN FOOTBALL, ONLY TRUE MERICAN FOOTBALL. HOCKEY IS FOR STUPID SYRUP-GUZZLING CANADIANS AND VOLLEYBALL IS FOR OFF-SEASON FASHION MODELS. GOLF IS FOR RICH REPUBLICAN SCUM, AND LACROSSE WAS INVENTED BY THE STUPID FRENCH WHO CAN'T WIN ANY WAR. NASCAR IS COOL AND BASKETBALL IS OK BUT NOTHING COMPARES TO 200 POUND DUDES SLAMMING INTO EACHOTHER. FOOTBALL IS THE BEST IF YOU DISAGREE THAN YOU CAN SUCK MY FREEDOM.
HERE ARE YOUR SCORES OF THE GREATEST GAME EVER THE SUPERBOWL:
PATRIOTS: 28
SEAHAWKS: 24
THE PATRIOTS ARE CHEATER SCUM WHO DEFLATE BALLS, PROBABLY TO MAKE THEM THE SAME SIZE AS THEIRS. AND NO, WE WILL NOT COVER ANY OTHER NEWS, ONLY DEFLATED FOOTBALLS. BECAUSE FOOTBALL IS GREAT. ISIS SUCKS AND RUSSIA SUCKS BUT FOOTBALL IS FAR MORE IMPORTANT THAN THEIR *****-SHENANAGINS.