What's in your pockets?

[Æon]

Some quarters, my phone, and gum.

 

[Orj]

What's in my pockets?

NOTHING AT ALL! AHAHAHAHA-- oh, wait, there's a ball of lint from the wash. Never mind...

 

[JustaGuy]

I've been carrying around this chocolate bar in my pocket, think I'll eat it now.

 

[Jackamo]

Pen that recentley exploded... white pants. Sad face.

 

[Niv]

The same, eternal Curly Wurly wrapper XD

 

[vadermath]

Curse you, gay candy bar...