What's in your pockets?

[pesja]

I don't know if theres already a thread for this. If it is, then you can choose one member of the community to kick my ass.


Cellphone, wallet, harmonica, lighter, cigarettes and some piece paper

 

[AWdeV]

Cellphone, locker and bike keys, two packets of paper hankies.

 

[Seff]

Keys, USB key thingy, cell phone, wallet, .30-06, .308 and .223 cartridges, one of each.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Uh, nothing. Though in my leather jacket I just took off was my phone, my MOT certificate, my debit card, five quid emergency petrol money, and a set of keys.

 

[Agent Griff]

Um, nothing. I'm wearing a pair of shorts and I never really hold anything in them. I sleep in them after all. Wouldn't want to find loose change beneath the sheets when I wake up.

 

[Seff]

You wear the clohes you sleep in?

 

[Agent Griff]

No. I have "sleeping-clothes".

Namely a pair of shorts and a comfortable T-shirt.

And if I don't leave the house I don't take the house. I think one time I wore them for three days straight since I didn't leave the house.

 

[Adorno]

Holes, is what I have 

 

[pesja]

You should put your penis in the hole and go around telling people you have free money in your pockets 

 

[Swadius 2.0]

That's a really well known thing not to do; there's very little chance of success, you're better off dressing up your penis as a cat and convincing people to pet it.

 

[Soil]

Hah, you wanna start a pickpocketing career?

Oh well, a cell phone, an mp3-player and a wallet.

 

[Swadius 2.0]

The only thing that I have in my pockets that all of you have failed to mention are condoms.

 

[Buxton]

Car keys, a plectrum, wallet, phone, an Ikea pencil and a twirl wrapper.

 

[Agent Griff]

I'm curious who the first person to have a gun in their pockets will be.

 

[Hietala]

bicycle keys, mp3 player and an unused train ticket ><

 

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[Seff]

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[Pharaoh Llandy]

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[bugman]

I can go one better for once. I have a used train ticket from the 17th July 2008

 

[Selothi]

Fluff. I'm not leaving the house, so I don't need anything in my pockets, and my mobile is in front of me.