I made a fool out of myself twice today (inb4 "that's a lot less than usual you oaf"). Yesterday and today I was moving my grandmother into a different retirement home, undercutting the professional's rate by about half with a rented U-Haul truck. When returning said truck, I left the back door open. That's because I had unloaded everything (at my parent's house 15 minutes out of town where it's staying for now), made a quick check back inside the house to see if anything else needed doing before I left, and then hopped back in the truck thinking it was all set. Luckily I had also forgotten to load the dolly, so I didn't kill anybody on the highway or cause some unnecessary bull**** on the roads.
Then when paying for it, the total was more than I had been quoted from U-Haul's website, and my credit card was declined. Thankfully my dad was already on the way in to drive me back home and covered it without any fuss (since I'll be able to pay him back tomorrow upon receiving payment).
I was reminded of two Arrested Development scenes: "You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone," and Jack McBrayer's club waiter character telling Michael Bluth his card has "been declined" in a stage whisper.