What be on yer mind?

[Wellenbrecher]

Good god, **** you RPS.
I read you because of the jokes and good pre-, reviews and general calling out of publisher/dev shennanigans.

They're so caught up in that sexism bull**** it's not even funny anymore. And yeah, at first I actually thought they were mocking the "outraged" masses but after waiting for a punchline for weeks now I've kinda given up.


Time to find somewhere else then, I guess... >.>

 

[Wellenbrecher]

John and Nathan aren't even a tiny bit better. ****, those two always manage to actually be incredibly smug about it as well, making it so infuriating to read.
Hence why I thought it was satire.

 

[Krik]

Ah ok yeah, I can't stand that. Like when people respond by calling me Kirk.

I call you Kirk sometimes because it's your real name.  Just like people who call me Trevor.

I don't mind the regulars around here saying it so much as random internet people.

 

[Delora Filth]

Okay, Toefungus. 

That reminds me somewhat of a guy who used to pronounce my name "The Odour" instead of Theodor.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

The girl wants a fluffy unicorn.
I need a toilet brush, an ice cream cone, two of those funny eyeball things and a pin cushion.

Either that or a death ray and a theme park.

 

[Kobrag]

Just tie a dildo to your head.
(assuming that you are talking about your beau here.)

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Spontaneously growing a vagina and an awesome rack would be a better choice in case of issues on that front.

 

[Kobrag]

Ah.

 

[Temuzu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzKOFl4ASbI

Interesting idea in this movie, all crime is legal for one night every year. I wonder if it would have that kind of an effect.

 

[Krik]

I'd have one ****ing fun night. Oh wait I commit crimes almost every night.

 

[McBeverage]

my puns are a crime against humanity 

 

[Krik]

They sure are.

 

[Temuzu]

Oh wait I commit crimes almost every night.

badassoverhere.jpeg

 

[Baguette Eater]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzKOFl4ASbI

Interesting idea in this movie, all crime is legal for one night every year. I wonder if it would have that kind of an effect.

I'd go blow up the place I am working at, and spare me that ****ty job.

 

[Krik]

Oh wait I commit crimes almost every night.

badassoverhere.jpeg

No just stupid laws, that's all. Actually to drive down Main street in my town in an automobile is a crime.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

How so?

 

[Krik]

Old leftover law, apparently back in the day ranchers would drive their cattle through there and cars scared the **** out of the cows.

 

[Krik]

The Lake of Constance sounds like a name Dwarf Fortress would generate.

 

[Delora Filth]

About crimenight: I'd have a ****e-ton of cigarettes, booze and weapons if that ever happened.

Edit: And my neighbor's 1976 Dodge Charger.

 

[Lord Burgess1]

If it fell on a Sunday I'd not practise archery with the rest of the men in the town.