Taleworlders' Top Tips and Wonderful Words of Wisdom

[Delora Filth]

One of my grandpa's.

"Arguing with womenfolk is like pissing against the wind. Feels good, but you get it all right back in your face".

 

[Noudelle]

HAW HAW HAW

Awww i knew it was funny.

 

[Dryvus]

Sorry: HAW HAW HAW

 

[Mad Vader]

It's stupid to sig "don't be stupid" as a worthwhile quote, so it is self-ironic.

 

[Captured Joe]

One of my grandpa's.

"Arguing with womenfolk is like pissing against the wind. Feels good, but you get it all right back in your face".

I swear I have heard the exact same one somewhere else.

 

[Temuzu]

"****ing gypsies" - My father, 2012.

 

[Delora Filth]

Charming man.

 

[Anarion]

Some people use a bit of pasta stock in the carbonara sauce. You don't have to do that.

-My dad, who is cook.

 

[Delora Filth]

Another one of my gramps': (The northerner one).

"There's a lot of great **** hiding behind an ugly face".

 

[Mad Vader]

That's a good one. Was he also a stalwart drinking man?

 

[Delora Filth]

Died of liver failure before I was born so I assume so.

 

[Dryvus]

Some people use a bit of pasta stock in the carbonara sauce. You don't have to do that.

-My dad, who is cook.

What is pasta stock?

 

[TARDIS]

I think it's the water you boil pasta with?

 

[Anarion]

Yeah. He also told me that you can use one egg white for every two yolks, all the whites or none at all. It's going to end up being tasty either way.

 

[Temuzu]

Charming man.

There's more, but I dont wish to get muted.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

I think it's the water you boil pasta with?

Indeed. Just like how beef stock is the water you boil beef with, and vegetable stock is the water you boil vegetables with.

 

[Lord Burgess1]

Some people use a bit of pasta stock in the carbonara sauce. You don't have to do that.

-My dad, who is cook.

What is pasta stock?

When trains made of pasta enter your rolling stock.

 

[DanAngleland]

It's also one of the things a mafioso says to his accomplice when assembling a sniper rifle.

Like Dryvus, I hadn't heard of pasta stock before. I wouldn't have thought that it would have a significant flavour, and so I just pour it down the sink.

 

[MadocComadrin]

It's...different than just boiled water. It can be useful in cooking and IIRC, has some utility as a cleaner or something.

 

[Lord Burgess1]

Every time I've tried it it's just been a bit salty.