Random Media v.4 (Comedy Optional, Interesting Optional)

[Adorno]

Spoiler: 1

Spoiler: 2

Spoiler: 3

 

[Pentagathoos]

2 and 3 ?

 

[The Bowman]

Dictatorships...

 

[dijiTurk]

Neanderthal footprints discovered on a Spanish beach left by a child

The site, on Matalascanas beach in Spain, sits between Huelva and Cadiz, and is where the ancestors of modern humans would drink, hunt, search for seafood and play in the water.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Adorno]

... drink, hunt, search for seafood and play in the water.

Beach bums.

 

[dijiTurk]

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Beach bums.

The dumb apes had a perfectly fine thing going! Then they just had to go and **** it up with agriculture...

,,,and ****ing metaphysics.​

 

[dijiTurk]

 

[dijiTurk]

 

[Nega-Brutus]

 

[Adorno]

Did Nike approve this? I know they're all devil-may-care, just do it, but this could lead to some PR trouble.

 

[dijiTurk]

Did Nike approve this? I know they're all devil-may-care, just do it, but this could lead to some PR trouble.

i think this news contains the answer:

Nike sues company that made 'Satan Shoes' with Lil Nas X

Athletic shoe maker Nike Inc on Monday sued a New York-based company that produced "Satan Shoes" purported to contain a drop of human blood as part of a collaboration with "Old Town Road" rapper Lil Nas X.

www.reuters.com

 

[Adorno]

?

 

[kurczak]

Every rapper whose name begins with "Lil" should have a fatal accident. Prove me wrong.

 

[Adorno]

Well, rappers in general have high rates of 'accidents', especially involving guns. So.

 

[Pentagathoos]

Lil Xan actually seems like a decent kid. But I have only watched one interview with him and it was after he sobered up and got off the Xan.

 

[Mad Vader]

Actually, this is an interesting idea for the next April Fools, every forum user gets a "Lil" prefix and his avatar gets a pimp filter.

 

[Adorno]

The rapping industry has a severe crime and drug problem.

 

[dijiTurk]

Recent news tells that Nike preventing them selling mor from now. But, they say that they already sent 665pairs (from666).

Shoes are in blackmarket now.

 

[Mad Vader]

It's a stupid publicity stunt, Lil Turk.