'Hit-and-run driver distraught to learn woman and child he left to die were his own wife and son'
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/hit-run-driver-distraught-learn-12275296
Cosmic irony in practice, it's pretty nuts. Thank you China for providing interesting news stories all the time.
Man has 'world's worst' super-gonorrhoea
http://www.bbc.com/news/health-43571120
Having the world's worst gonorrhea is an accomplishment to be sure, but I'm fine with carrying just plain old HPV personally.
https://m.imgur.com/r/TheWayWeWere/66vIJ
Image gallery of US president Lyndon B. Johnson using domination techniques, among other things. Trump's yank and pull doesn't compare. No presidential little Johnsons in that gallery though unfortunately.