Outlaw Leader: Follow me my fellow bandits! lets attack those caravan!
Looters: Yes sir! (adding their rawhide armor and nomad armor),(getting equipped with little knifes and stones)
5 minutes later....
Outlaw Leader Options:
Charge the enemy.
Send your dummy guys to attack.
Give your enemies a piece of cake to leave the battle.
Outlaw Leader Choice:
Charge the enemy!!!
when battle done
Outlaws Casualties:
78 Looters
Caravan Casualties:
2 Caravan Guards
1 Mercenary Crossbowman
Outlaw Leader: Crap! we lost!
Caravan Master: Surrender Or Die!
Outlaw Leader: Never! i will fight for the last standing man!
4 minutes later....
Outlaw Leader: Panic Fart Attack!
Caravan Master: HOLY SH*T WE ARE FU**** UP!
10 hours later
Outlaws Casualties:
None
Caravan Casualties:
1 Caravan Master
500 King Graveths Caravan Guards
150 King Graveths Watchmen
Some minutes later the Outlaw Leader has looted some stuff and it was.......
A letter and he opens and it says:
"Happy Birthday Letter to King Harlaus"
Outlaw Leader: WTF????? I JUST FOUGHT THE CARAVAN FOR JUST A FRIGGIN LETT-
Oh wait! theres more stuff!
A cake with a card thats saying:
"And of course im giving you this cake King Harlaus"
Outlaw Leader: A CAKE? Well im taking it but..... (flees and thinks that he would NEVER attack again caravans but only peasants)
Looters: Yes sir! (adding their rawhide armor and nomad armor),(getting equipped with little knifes and stones)
5 minutes later....
Outlaw Leader Options:
Charge the enemy.
Send your dummy guys to attack.
Give your enemies a piece of cake to leave the battle.
Outlaw Leader Choice:
Charge the enemy!!!
when battle done
Outlaws Casualties:
78 Looters
Caravan Casualties:
2 Caravan Guards
1 Mercenary Crossbowman
Outlaw Leader: Crap! we lost!
Caravan Master: Surrender Or Die!
Outlaw Leader: Never! i will fight for the last standing man!
4 minutes later....
Outlaw Leader: Panic Fart Attack!
Caravan Master: HOLY SH*T WE ARE FU**** UP!
10 hours later
Outlaws Casualties:
None
Caravan Casualties:
1 Caravan Master
500 King Graveths Caravan Guards
150 King Graveths Watchmen
Some minutes later the Outlaw Leader has looted some stuff and it was.......
A letter and he opens and it says:
"Happy Birthday Letter to King Harlaus"
Outlaw Leader: WTF????? I JUST FOUGHT THE CARAVAN FOR JUST A FRIGGIN LETT-
Oh wait! theres more stuff!
A cake with a card thats saying:
"And of course im giving you this cake King Harlaus"
Outlaw Leader: A CAKE? Well im taking it but..... (flees and thinks that he would NEVER attack again caravans but only peasants)
