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ComingWinter
Baron
Earl_of_Rochester said:
You're a prick. Go away.
FrisianDude
Archduke
... that's a crappy retort.
"I did have an opportunity during my last shag with a rather chubby type, she actually agreed to do it too! But I feared for my own safety of being sucked into the gaping abyss & decided to abort the operation due to health & safety reasons. I have regretted it ever since!"
That...was epic.Sorry,I had to post that oh,and this is a troll.
That...was epic.Sorry,I had to post that oh,and this is a troll.
ComingWinter
Baron
FrisianDude said:
What? He asked for it....
Orj
That's the most epic .gif I've ever seen.
Earl_of_Rochester said:Dear forum,
I've got a problem.
You know when you've got the turtle's head & you really, really need to do a dump & you know it's gonna be a biggy? Then you get to the bog & you extrude your turd in an eye-watering manner & yes, just as you suspected, it was a biggy! Then you wipe your ass & pull your pants up & then you think "Aaahhhh, that was good" & you feel all satisfied & fulfilled. Then you leave the bog with a jaunty spring in your step & feel ready to face any challenges that the day might throw at you.
Well, my question is, do you get the same feeling if you've just had an ass buggering? I mean, when you think about it, you've got this thing in your rectum which has got to be at least as uncomfortable as a big log & then when the person doing the buggering has finished his business the thing is removed & the rectum should feel some relief. What's worrying me is, if the after-effects of an anal shafting is as pleasurable as a good poo then am I a closet sponge? Has it happened to you?
The problem is, I can't put this to the test because to do so would definitely make me gay! Even if my theory proved to be wrong & I didn't enjoy the experience at all, my anus would have been defiled and once defiled it cannot be undefiled. It's OK for chicks because they love that sort of thing & can have bum love all day without transgressing the sexual boundary. How will I cope? Have I caught the gay?
What are your thoughts?
Yours worryingly,
~EoR
You're gayer than the Earl of Doncaster.
FrisianDude
Archduke
Orj said:
Magorian posted it a few days ago in the funny pics and vids iirc. He was just to late to use it in a thread that got locked so he posted it there. It is pretty good.
Yes,you should sig some of that gay dude's responses.
Threads regarding man butt sex make me lol. Well done.
ComingWinter
Baron
Úlfheðinn said:
* grins wickedly *
Let's do it you slimy bugger.
FrisianDude
Archduke
Okay, now you can stay. Please, do stay. Make yourself comfortable. Any man who dares bite his thumb at those who act to be his foes shall have my respect.
H--holmgang? You lout, you barbarian! This is a gentleman! A duel by sabre or with the pistol would be fitting.Úlfheðinn said:
