Corrupt a wish

EasyCo506

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I'm very surprised I didn't see a thread like this, so I'll make one. Here's how it goes. You make a wish, and the next poster corrupts it.

Example:

Poster1: I wish wars would end.
Poster2: Granted, a comet hits the earth destroying all sentient life. No more wars.

Anyway, I'll start.

I wish I ruled the world.
 

Moss

Count
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EasyCo506 said:
I wish I ruled the world.
Spends the rest of his life circimnavigating the globe with a metre-rule.

All righty.
I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish.
 

Incaa

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We've had one of these threads before, back in the days of .751

Anywho..

Moss said:
I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish.
That fish Kills you.

I wish for a 12 inch pianist.
 

morgoth2005

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It was there afterwards for quite a while. I joined after the .808 and I remember it going for quite a while.
 

Dryvus

Sufficiently Suffonsified
Archduke
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Your name is Conrad Black.

I wish teeth cleaned themselves.
 

Tiberius

Sergeant Knight
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Your teeth can think for themselves and manage to kill you... and clean themselves


I wish I had women
 

Cymro

Grandmaster Knight
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The woman has a shoe bomb, killing you instantly.

I wish I could modify amino acid sequences at will.
 

Cleaning agent

Grandmaster Knight
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You dream about modifying an amino acid sequence to create a gigantic rampaging monster and in your dream throes you fall out of bed and break your neck.  :razz:

I wish I could get raped, murdered and eviscerated in the most painful way possible.

(I think there is a thread like this actually. From a while back.)
 

Dryvus

Sufficiently Suffonsified
Archduke
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You can't get into the house to access what it's full of because it's too full to open the doors.
 

Dryvus

Sufficiently Suffonsified
Archduke
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Damn, forgot to wish. I wish bananas stayed at the perfect ripeness level all the time.
 

Cride

Sergeant
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Granted. But you immediately get shot by unknown pistolero from Mexico.

I wish to be that pistolero.