Corrupt a wish

[EasyCo506]

I'm very surprised I didn't see a thread like this, so I'll make one. Here's how it goes. You make a wish, and the next poster corrupts it.

Example:

Poster1: I wish wars would end.
Poster2: Granted, a comet hits the earth destroying all sentient life. No more wars.

Anyway, I'll start.

I wish I ruled the world.

 

[Moss]

I wish I ruled the world.

Spends the rest of his life circimnavigating the globe with a metre-rule.

All righty.
I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish.

 

[Incaa]

We've had one of these threads before, back in the days of .751

Anywho..

I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish.

That fish Kills you.

I wish for a 12 inch pianist.

 

[morgoth2005]

It was there afterwards for quite a while. I joined after the .808 and I remember it going for quite a while.

 

[Nethros]

The pianist rapes you and steals your money.

I wish for a cookie.

 

[Cride]

The cookie has cyanide inside it, thus killing you.

I wish I was rich.

 

[Dryvus]

Your name is Conrad Black.

I wish teeth cleaned themselves.

 

[Tiberius]

Your teeth can think for themselves and manage to kill you... and clean themselves


I wish I had women

 

[Cymro]

The woman has a shoe bomb, killing you instantly.

I wish I could modify amino acid sequences at will.

 

[Cleaning agent]

You dream about modifying an amino acid sequence to create a gigantic rampaging monster and in your dream throes you fall out of bed and break your neck. 

I wish I could get raped, murdered and eviscerated in the most painful way possible.

(I think there is a thread like this actually. From a while back.)

 

[Balinux]

Granted, but then someone steals it from you.

I wish for a horse.

 

[leprechaun]

Granted. You're now a cookie.


I wish for a full house.

 

[Dryvus]

You can't get into the house to access what it's full of because it's too full to open the doors.

 

[Dryvus]

Damn, forgot to wish. I wish bananas stayed at the perfect ripeness level all the time.

 

[Balinux]

Gratned, but now you are alergic to bananas.

I wish for hate!

 

[Cride]

Granted. You now hate yourself.

I wish for crazy guitar skills.

 

[Tarrantmw]

Granted, but you get mad cow disease.


I wish for the powers of the Red Ranger.

 

[Cride]

Granted. But you immediately get shot by unknown pistolero from Mexico.

I wish to be that pistolero.

 

[Tarrantmw]

Granted, but then the Pink Ranger kicks your ass.


I wish I had a blue unicorn.

 

[Cride]

Granted. But it stabs you in the back.

I wish I was invincible.