Corrupt a wish

[Cleaning agent]

He said gold to plastic, not plastic to gold 

Granted, but you didn't post a wish, so you die.

I wish Cleaning agent wouldn't be a tard.

That doesn't make any sense! Granted, but you didn't post a wish? Who didn't post a wish? Eh...

Anyway... uh...


Granted, because compared to you everyone's a genius. So you fail.

I wish Nethros could fail a little less. 

 

[Nethros]

Granted, because of him, you don't become anything more than a student.

I wish I could have taken a piss on CA's corpse.

 

[Tarrantmw]

Granted, because of him, you don't become anything more than a student.

I wish I could have taken a piss on CA's corpse.

granted, but he won't be dead.


I wish I could play baseball on the moon.

 

[Cleaning agent]

Granted, but you have no way of getting back down to earth afterwards.

I wish I could east a COOKIE!

 

[Nethros]

Granted, but then it wests itself.

I wish CA would stop being a gimp.

 

[Cleaning agent]

Granted, but then he becomes a minus-gimp, becaus ehe wasn't on in the first place. The universe proceeds to implode.

I wish I could reconcile myself with the fact that I have to do homework!

 

[Balinux]

Granted, you do it, but its all wrong.

I wish I had a life.

 

[Cleaning agent]

Granted, but it's so terrible you commit suicide over a fake myspace boyfriend. (See Off topic )

I wish humanity would not be so ****ing retarded. (and don't say but then your parents would never have had you...)

 

[bryce777]

Granted. Now everyone has a 300 IQ but you. You spend the rest of your life in a cage at the zoo.

I wish I had a chance to do my whole life over.

 

[Cleaning agent]

Granted, but you get run over at the age of 1 month, due to a temporal paradox.

I wish I could have remembered to make dinner a little earlier...

 

[miclee1]

Granted, but you set the house on fire.

I wish I could pwn more than I do now.

 

[Nethros]

Granted, you now suck mildly.

I wish Miclee would be pwned back to sucking hard again.

 

[Tarrantmw]

Granted, but it makes you gay.

I wish I could turn George Dubyaa into a monkey.

 

[leprechaun]

Granted, but it has the same effect as dividing by zero as you are attempting to turn something into itself, and so you destroy the universe.

I wish for peas everlasting.

 

[Tarrantmw]

Granted, but they are on top of your head, and everyone calls you a peahead.


I wish to be the most powerful genie in the universe!

 

[leprechaun]

Granted. You're now stuck in an airless bottle.

I wish for my attempts to keymap my joystick to work properly.

 

[Cleaning agent]

Granted, but your computer encounters a virus three minutes later and creates an electrical field which auto-disables any new computers you can buy.

I wish for a fish.

 

[Dryvus]

Granted, but Jesus gathers it along with some other fish and multiplies them, and you get missed in the handout.

 

[Cleaning agent]

Granted, but your nonexistent wish becomes a wish for excruciating pain!

I want happy hour to come faster!

 

[Dryvus]

I fail at this thread.