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[Magorian Aximand]

Single? Not single? Reading this thread? All of these are good reasons to find your next soul mate. My experienced eye, knack for noticing defining characteristics, and aptitude for alliteration will guide you to at least a few minutes of happiness. Post if you'd like to be paired up.

Spoiler: The Compendium of Content Couples

Sybilla and Folthrik
MrNomNom and Blobmania
Eктωρ and Robowarrior
J and Janus
Pillock and Lux
Pentagathus and Alex_Augmented
Amontadillo and Wellenbrecher
Headmaster and Temuzu
SootShade and Eternal
HULKSMASH AND DEATH TO KERGITS
Mixedpotatoes and Cowdude
Gunrunner and Workaholic
Rams and Tuckles.
RainbowNaru and DameGreyWulf.
Suspicious Pilgrim and Kronic.
Mrs. Dryvus and Paula.
Vieira and QuailLover
Zimke Zlovoljni and Kleidophoros
Maboobs and TrinityArse
TheFlyingFishy and TheFinnishKnight
Rebelknight and Bmen30
Bulle and ComingWinter
Havoc and Ravenheild
Shatari and Odyseuss
Trevty and Calodine
krik and Selothi
Bobthehero and Bromden
Pimple_of_Pixels and Si-A-erra
Moose! and K-64
Jock and Jome
Kazzan and Evilknightz
Sartek and Lyze
Dryvus and Sir Hitson Winsler
Pachinko and SirArvondor
Teofish and Leprechaun
CapturedJoe and Kiarj
McBeverage and Overlord-
Seff and Anash
Volkonski and Bolkonski
Facemelter and Feragorn
Eino and Corndawg
Eirikur and Ulf
PoisonCourtesan and Kobrag

Spoiler: Complimentary Comedy Couples

Aldric and Barky
Vermillion_Hawk and Jill
clayton117 and Winterz

 

[lordJehovah]

Ugh, me? Do I have any chance to find a partner other than Arvondor?

 

[Fierce Headmaster]

No.

 

[Magorian Aximand]

How many times must I repeat myself?

 

[Sibylla]

Who do I get?

 

[CJ1145]

Oh this oughta be rich, I'm in.

 

[AWdeV]

Oh for crying out loud.

 

[Magorian Aximand]

Who do I get?

Hmmmm, I need to get to know you better, but for now you could get in contact with Folthrik.

Oh this oughta be rich, I'm in.

You'd get along great with this CJ guy I know...

Oh for crying out loud.

Check the Say Cheese.

 

[lordJehovah]

How many times must I repeat myself?

Please?! 

 

[MrNomNom]

magorian you chump

 

[Magorian Aximand]

How many times must I repeat myself?

Please?! 

No.

magorian you chump

What? You don't like Blob?

 

[RoboSenshi]

Do I get somebody?

 

[pentagathus]

Do I get a consolation cookie if I'm destined to die alone like a solitary sock? (No not a sock full of semen)

 

[CJ1145]

You'd get along great with this CJ guy I know...

Not that douchebag 

We had a fling back in '09, but I broke it off. The ego of that man, I tell you what...

 

[Fierce Headmaster]

What about me? Not caring about height.

 

[Jace]

Needs more mother****ing soap, this thread.

 

[Magorian Aximand]

Do I get somebody?

Like Sibylla, I need to get to know you better. But for the time being, go give Eктωρ a ride. Your apparent chillness and his manufactured chillness should blend well for a while.

Do I get a consolation cookie if I'm destined to die alone like a solitary sock? (No not a sock full of semen)

You do if, and only if, that's the final verdict. But I'm sure I can find someone for you.

Not that douchebag 

We had a fling back in '09, but I broke it off. The ego of that man, I tell you what...

What about me? Not caring about height.

Hmmm. Gimme a minute. I'll get back to you.

Needs more mother****ing soap, this thread.

You get the mothers, I'll provide the soap.

 

[Ambalon]

I'm in because why the hell not.

 

[Sibylla]

For the time being, go give Eктωρ a ride. Your apparent chillness and his manufactured chillness should blend well for a while.

Can I watch? 

 

[AWdeV]

Check the Say Cheese.

I had seen it before I posted here. In fact, I saw Lambs post before you made this thread and I was kinda hoping/expecting you would take the other option.