Taleworldsism

[Elenmmare]

*Locke arrives to the party late, ruining the moment.*

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

Pipe down Elenmmare, he's preaching some trufs.

 

[Elenmmare]

Pipe down Elenmmare, he's preaching some trufs.

Course. Only, he's preaching them 7 days late.

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

Late?

Or early?

 

[Locke Foreer]

I am never late. Nor am I early. I arrive precisely when I mean to.

 

[G36E]

Does that extend to your funeral?

 

[AgentSword]

I'm pretty sure you can't help but be early to your own funeral.

 

[Locke Foreer]

Come on slow-dicks, I have a hole to occupy. Chop chop, lower my coffin!

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

*Kicks Locke's coffin into the hole.*
Happy now?

 

[G36E]

Who said anything about burial?

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Come on slow-dicks, I have a hole to occupy. Chop chop, lower my coffin!

 

[G36E]

There's also cremation.

 

[arbites_augmented]

Come on slow-dicks, I have a hole to occupy.

I'm not bending over, am I?

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

There's also cremation.

**** that.
It costs money ya know.

 

[Locke Foreer]

Yeah, do I look like I'm made frOM MONEY OH GOD I'M MADE OF MONEY HOLY **** OH **** OH **** OH ****

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

*Sets him on fire before the Jews see him.*

 

[G36E]

Here, have a molotov.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

molotov.

Ah my eternal love...

 

[Locke Foreer]

I'M MADE OF MONEY HOLY **** OH****OH****OH-

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y277/lockeforeer/oh****oh****oh****.jpg

HIGHER BASIL, HIGHER! I'M THE KING OF THE WWOOOOORRRLLLLDDDDD!!!





Here end the collected hallucinations of one very, very drunk fish.

 

[Cymro]

You dare spam here in this holiest of threads!? CTDs upon you!