BattleOfValmy
I prefer suicides being forced to fight lions and other exotic predators for my enjoyment.
Cookie Eating Huskarl said:Suicide should be up to the individual involved. There just should be a law where all suicides must be recorded in video format so that others can enjoy watching him/her die. Imagine the wealth of entertainment potentially generated from the implementation of this law.
We would eat their dead bodies, even the one who made the video. Or ship them to Africa to be eaten by the poor people there.Soil said:Cookie Eating Huskarl said:Suicide should be up to the individual involved. There just should be a law where all suicides must be recorded in video format so that others can enjoy watching him/her die. Imagine the wealth of entertainment potentially generated from the implementation of this law.
How would you punish those who don't make a video? Death penalty?
Ah, good times when suicide carried a death sentence in the UK.Soil said:How would you punish those who don't make a video? Death penalty?
Legolan said:umm, as I think it, suicide is a selfish way to go, it effects everyone around you.
Comrade Temuzu said:Funny, I was just thinking what is the easiest way to kill oneself (word?).
Cyborg Eastern European said:Legolan said:umm, as I think it, suicide is a selfish way to go, it effects everyone around you.
Yeah, when you die it kind of tends to affect everyone you know.
And why? It stops wasting resources others need and it gives idiots something to ***** about.
No true harm done. It's not like there's seven ******** billion of us.
Comrade Temuzu said:Funny, I was just thinking what is the easiest way to kill oneself (word?).
Bullet to the head?
Skyscraper takes too long so it sucks if the person in questions happens to change their mind.
Ugh no. Anyone here who knows me for a while now know that I have no regard for the human life. Anyone who is not me, is a parasite.Das Knecht said:I think you're joking. But it's still a horrible joke. Sorry, but suicides are not a topic you'll get good jokes from.
That's why you start eating them. Cost effective solution to the above problem. Emotional issues can be cured when your dead body is made into a delicious pot of stew. Everyone will remember how nice you tasted.Legolan said:All I see is a jackass who sees no value in a human life here.......How about the cost it takes to put you in the ground and everything, and the emotional issues that happen to those who loved you? or those who find your body?
Legolan said:All I see is a jackass who sees no value in a human life here.......How about the cost it takes to put you in the ground and everything, and the emotional issues that happen to those who loved you? or those who find your body?
Cookie Eating Huskarl said:Ugh no. Anyone here who knows me for a while now know that I have no regard for the human life. Anyone who is not me, is a parasite.Das Knecht said:I think you're joking. But it's still a horrible joke. Sorry, but suicides are not a topic you'll get good jokes from.
I am fine with using dead humans as a food source and am fine with using people who are going to kill themselves anyway as a source of entertainment. Thus why I'm ok with consensual snuff films. Murder snuff only serves as evidence against you when you get caught.
That's why you start eating them. Cost effective solution to the above problem. Emotional issues can be cured when your dead body is made into a delicious pot of stew. Everyone will remember how nice you tasted.Legolan said:All I see is a jackass who sees no value in a human life here.......How about the cost it takes to put you in the ground and everything, and the emotional issues that happen to those who loved you? or those who find your body?
Cyborg Eastern European said:Legolan said:All I see is a jackass who sees no value in a human life here.......How about the cost it takes to put you in the ground and everything, and the emotional issues that happen to those who loved you? or those who find your body?
Yeah, those that love me. Plenty of those around. Untill you drop the ones who are practically forced into that anyway.
And yes, burial is such costly business. Not that I care for that anyway. A jerry can and a match will do.
And you can skip those two. The wolves and crows get hungry too, at times.
Cyborg Eastern European said:Reason.
Legolan said:No morals, or decency, you see man as just a thinking animal.