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Tiberius Decimus Maximus said:
So umm, this has always puzzled me, so ahh... how does a mortar work?

It's a cannon that points upwards and has 'splodey **** inside it. Other 'splody **** launches 'splody **** you don't want 'splodin' on you to other people to 'splode on them. Presumably you hate them since you want them 'sploded
 
Tiberius Decimus Maximus said:
So umm, this has always puzzled me, so ahh... how does a mortar work?

Well, you put the mortar on the kitchen or a sturdy table. You then put in whatever plant-stuff you want pulverised. Grab your pestle and bash away. Be careful not to send everything flying out; don't put in too much at once.

And if it's one of those really big mortars with a pestle a few feet long, put it on the ground instead of a table.
 
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