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Sir Timothi
But I could get banned... maybe.
Anyways:
How long does it take for a black woman to take a crap?
Got nothin' against Black people, just made me laugh for a good 20 seconds.
Anyways:
How long does it take for a black woman to take a crap?
Nine Months
Got nothin' against Black people, just made me laugh for a good 20 seconds.
The Blind Skald
Knight at Arms
here's one fer ya.
A guy goes to the psychiatrist...
Guy - Doctor, I've been having this weird dream in which there is an
angel and he tells me to pee, and I end up peeing in bed!
Psychiatrist - Okay here's what I want you to do, next time you have that dream and
the angel ask you to urinate just stand your ground and say "NO!".
guy - Really? that easy? okay, now I wanna talk about how my dad molest- Ding!
psychiatrist - Oops! times up, see you next week. Tell me how it goes with the angel thingy...
That night the guy had that same dream, he saw a beautifull grassy field and there was the angel:
Angel - hello, blessings on you, do me a favor and pee a little.
Guy - NO! no more!
Angel - just a little.
Guy - NO!
Angel - PEE!!
Guy - I said NO!!
Angel - Then ****.
A guy goes to the psychiatrist...
Guy - Doctor, I've been having this weird dream in which there is an
angel and he tells me to pee, and I end up peeing in bed!
Psychiatrist - Okay here's what I want you to do, next time you have that dream and
the angel ask you to urinate just stand your ground and say "NO!".
guy - Really? that easy? okay, now I wanna talk about how my dad molest- Ding!
psychiatrist - Oops! times up, see you next week. Tell me how it goes with the angel thingy...
That night the guy had that same dream, he saw a beautifull grassy field and there was the angel:
Angel - hello, blessings on you, do me a favor and pee a little.
Guy - NO! no more!
Angel - just a little.
Guy - NO!
Angel - PEE!!
Guy - I said NO!!
Angel - Then ****.
Sir Timothi
Moss said:
Well, I wouldn't deny it.
Sir Saladin
Count
A very bad person. Naughty naughty.
Captain Kris
Squire
There's two farmers on a farm, and they just got a new animal.
One farmersoutside, and one is inside. The one outside comes in with a big cup of white liquid.
He takes a big drink of it and excitedly says, "I just milked the new cow".
Then the other farmer, with a troubled look on his face says, "we didn't
get a new cow, we got a new bull!"
One farmersoutside, and one is inside. The one outside comes in with a big cup of white liquid.
He takes a big drink of it and excitedly says, "I just milked the new cow".
Then the other farmer, with a troubled look on his face says, "we didn't
get a new cow, we got a new bull!"
leprechaun
Marquis
Three blondes are sat in abar, discussing, for some reason, the cavernous nature of their vaginas.
Blonde 1: "My boyfriend can fit his whole hand in!"
Blonde 2: "That's nothing. Mine can get his whole head in!"
Blonde 3 laughed so hard she lost the barstool.
Blonde 1: "My boyfriend can fit his whole hand in!"
Blonde 2: "That's nothing. Mine can get his whole head in!"
Blonde 3 laughed so hard she lost the barstool.
So, a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
Bartender: Hey, why is there a steering wheel in your pants? Isn't it bothering you?
Pirate: Yarr, it be driving me nuts.
Bartender: Hey, why is there a steering wheel in your pants? Isn't it bothering you?
Pirate: Yarr, it be driving me nuts.
