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El Georgeo McFudge
Knight at Arms
How did the chicken **** cross the road?
Wait... I only thought this one half way through.
Wait... I only thought this one half way through.
Buxton
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Two fellows in a pub, both drinking ale.
One says to the other 'just nipping to the toilet, watch me pint will ya?'
While he's away, a women comes over from the bar, squats down, and breaks wind in his pint.
The man comes back, his friend says to him 'hey, that woman over at the bar came over 'ere and broke wind in your pint'
The man says 'hold on a minute, I think I know who she is'
So he walks over to her and says 'Hey, you fart in my whitbread?'
She goes 'No, I'm Tessa Sanderson.'
One says to the other 'just nipping to the toilet, watch me pint will ya?'
While he's away, a women comes over from the bar, squats down, and breaks wind in his pint.
The man comes back, his friend says to him 'hey, that woman over at the bar came over 'ere and broke wind in your pint'
The man says 'hold on a minute, I think I know who she is'
So he walks over to her and says 'Hey, you fart in my whitbread?'
She goes 'No, I'm Tessa Sanderson.'
An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.
The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said:
YOU WANKER -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN PIPE!!!
The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said:
YOU WANKER -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN PIPE!!!
El Georgeo McFudge
Knight at Arms
Guy walks into a bar.
Giant cock in the face.
Thats always funny.
Giant cock in the face.
Thats always funny.
Rabid Potatoe
Master Knight
What do you call a man with a daffodil on his head?
Freddie the pidgeon.
Freddie the pidgeon.
arbites_augmented
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Womens Rights.
arbites_augmented
Count
That's not his joke.
gamerwiz09
Grandmaster Knight
Guy walks into a bar.
Thats the joke.
Thats the joke.
Lord Sami
Knight
I already posted this on another joke thread, but as a Finn I still find it funny enough to be shared with a few more people. I might be the only one who finds this funny, but who cares...
What was the result when Swedish engineers combined the best qualities of a parachute and an airbag?
-A parachute that automatically opens upon impact.
What was the result when Swedish engineers combined the best qualities of a parachute and an airbag?
-A parachute that automatically opens upon impact.
We have those, just in kerryman form.
What was the kerrymans latest invention?
A helicopter with an ejection seat.
What was the kerrymans latest invention?
An inflatable dartboard.
What's funnier than swinging a baby really fast on a swing...
stopping it with a shovel.
What was the kerrymans latest invention?
A helicopter with an ejection seat.
What was the kerrymans latest invention?
An inflatable dartboard.
What's funnier than swinging a baby really fast on a swing...
stopping it with a shovel.
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