Corrupt a wish

[tegalad]

Granted, you remembered, but no-one else.

I wish for

UNLIMITED POWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR

 

[G36E]

Granted, your head explodes.

22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

Tsk tsk.

I wish to be awesome!

 

[Gerontis the cunning]

Granted , but the only one who thinks you're awesome is only you.

I wish I could see what people were thinking...except the bad part that I never wanted to know of them...

 

[G36E]

Granted , but the only one who thinks you're awesome is only you.

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I wish I could see what people were thinking...except the bad part that I never wanted to know of them...

Granted, you can't see any of the thoughts.

 

[tegalad]

You are throw into the Infinite Pits of Despair for not wishing for anything.

I wish for no drinking age anywhere (fight that, sissies! )

 

[Sparkyninja]

Granted but theres a 1 pint drinking limit.

I wish for a new top of the line super computer.

 

[Haya]

Granted but theres a 1 pint drinking limit.

I wish for a new top of the line super computer.

Granted, but it looks like the operational system is Vista...

I wish for Starcraft 2 to come out

 

[tegalad]

Spoiler

Granted, they make one, but you can't afford it.

I wish for a cold beer/my girlfriend.

Damnit Haya!
Granted, it only comes out in North Korea.

I still wish for either a cold beer or my girlfriend.

 

[Haya]

You get you'r girlfriend, but she drinks to much beer and dies because of overdose.

I wish this thread could just die already D:

 

[tegalad]

You get you'r girlfriend, but she drinks to much beer and dies because of overdose.

I wish this thread could just die already D:

You sick bastard!

It COULD die already. But it doesn't.

I wish Haya would take that wish-grant back

 

[Gerontis the cunning]

Granted, she takes it back but also takes all of your money as payement.

I wish for Christmas  .

 

[Revilo]

Granted, but it misses you out.

I wish for 8 more Earth Crystals to get my Eternal Schisms. (heheheh)

 

[radicalhit]

granted. You get 8 more earth crystals to get your eternal schisms thingymajingy. (heheheh)
Then it blows up on your face.

I wish for a perfectly normal Chicken pie for once that doesnt attempt to blow up or rape me.

 

[Revilo]

granted, it chokes you

I wish I wasn't hungry

 

[GhostsInTheSnow]

Granted, you're not hungry because you're dead

I wish that my computer was better, but, not to the extent that it gains enough intelligence to destroy anything.

 

[Dragon13]

Granted, It kills, not destroys, everything on Earth. It brings you along as a torture subject, and makes you immortal, but not immune to pain. It then builds a spaceship to travel and does the same thing to other life forms, but leaving all buildings on the planet intact. (Werdeeng needz werksz)

I wish this wish never happened.

 

[Jezan100]

Granted,a ninja went  back in time in a time machine and killed you before you could post the wish.

I wish M&B Warband was released today.

 

[GhostsInTheSnow]

Granted but, you can't have it and you never will

I wish I had a hot neighbor girl that liked me

 

[Revilo]

Granted, but she only likes you as a friend, then moves away before anything can develop

I wish I had more wishes

 

[tegalad]

You are thrown into the eternal pits of despair for wishing that.

I wish my wish wasn't granted and/or corrupted. (haha)