Corrupt a wish

[Gerontis the cunning]

hmmm I see them to...so what would you do? maybe the forum has a ghost !

 

[Hietala]

Hietala: 668
World: 0

Oh darnit, how am I lame

 

[Gerontis the cunning]

I think the ghost dont like you...nice to know you !

 

[Swadius 2.0]

Hietala: 668
World: 0

Oh darnit, how am I lame

There it is again!

*checks wiring at back of pc*

 

[Gerontis the cunning]

Hietala: 668
World: 0

Oh darnit, how am I lame

There it is again!

*checks wiring at back of pc*

Dude ...RUN!! Run for ya life!..

 

[Swadius 2.0]

Nope, nothing. Must have been an internet fart, so don't bend yourself all out of shape.

 

[Hietala]

Another supposed-to-be human who still can't handle my charismatic personalitah and envies me 

 

[Gerontis the cunning]

Another supposed-to-be human who still can't handle my charismatic personalitah and envies me 

Nope a human who dont want to like you.

But then...who does?...ME ?...not since you screw mine wise >.< ..or maybe...dammed

 

[Hietala]

Silence, slave.

 

[Gerontis the cunning]

Silence, slave.

 

[Tuckles]

BACK TO THE WISHING PEOPLE! 

Granted, she wasn't, but is now (for the purposes of this thread).

I wish for a spamwich sammich.

 

[Swadius 2.0]

Granted, it shall be delivered in 50 tax years.

I wish I had some bread for my peanuts butter.

 

[Belisarius]

Granted:

I wish for icecream.

 

[Sir Lulzalot]

Granted, have fun with your booger flavored ice cream.

I wish my car needed no fuel at all to run.

 

[Belisarius]

Granted:

I wish for a good joke.

 

[Sir Lulzalot]

Dude you didn't corrupt my wish, that car is pimp!

Granted, your good joke is extremely insensitive and racist so your audience now hates you.

I wish that car had some chassis work on it so it could have some doors and a front windshield.

 

[tegalad]

Granted, but you don't have a key to open the doors and the windshield is not see-through. Guess what comes next.

I wish for a free trip to London every weekend.

 

[Gerontis the cunning]

Granted but you got lost in London and dont have the money to buy a map.

I wish I could see through clothes with X-ray eyes.

 

[Tuckles]

Granted, everyone you see is ugly though. You sorta die inside everytime you look at someone, except when you see your mom, she's hot.

I wish Jiminy Cricket would kill himself. :\

 

[Do not look here]

Granted. You die in his suicide explosion.

I wish to be God himself