Balion Mercenaries - Official Clan Thread 2.0

[panic]

Does one ever known they've lost something until after they've found the hole in their pocket?

 

[Voso]

It has taken me 8 years, but I have finally discovered the origins of this clan.

http://mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Konrad

 

[KissMyAxe]

It has taken me 8 years, but I have finally discovered the origins of this clan.

http://mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Konrad

#goldandglory #sellsword4lyfe #balion4lyfe #KonradTheOriginalPug

Also, I've heard rumors of wild Balions appearing on Warband servers. Cun-furrm/dee-nay?

But srsly guys, come by Ronin some time. We're still having fun.

 

[Xenomorph4412]

All hail our Lord and savior, Konrad. May he always find what is good in life and vanquish his foes for many years to come.

 

[Orion]

It has taken me 8 years, but I have finally discovered the origins of this clan.

http://mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Konrad

IIRC the clan was made a little before the community contest for creating custom battle characters was held.

 

[Hawke the Assassin]

It has taken me 8 years, but I have finally discovered the origins of this clan.

http://mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Konrad

IIRC the clan was made a little before the community contest for creating custom battle characters was held.

Actually it’s true, I did get the name Balion from this Konrad character.

 

[panic]

best clan is best

 

[Phonemelter]

What's the tl;dr of the clan over the past 7 years? I need to get caught up...

 

[panic]

The last remnants of the ragged group of mercenaries finally met their match in a 8v8 against a group of scantily clad Sword Sisters who used the might of their feminine powers to put down once and for all the menace of Caldradria that was the Balion Mercenaries. May the God's have mercy on their wretched souls.

 

[Mad_Dawg]

Incorrect.  Correct but not the end.

 

[Lord Brutus]

I heard Balions have no souls.  Is this correct?

 

[panic]

Considering I'm not on the roster I can say with absolute impunity that without a doubt never has there ever been in the history of souls a Balion without one except on Soulless Sundays.

 

[Lord Brutus]

Considering I'm not on the roster I can say with absolute impunity that without a doubt never has there ever been in the history of souls a Balion without one except on Soulless Sundays.

And who are you exactly?  Considering I've never heard of you, you can't be a Balion.

 

[sleepy dragon]

Considering I'm not on the roster I can say with absolute impunity that without a doubt never has there ever been in the history of souls a Balion without one except on Soulless Sundays.

And who are you exactly?  Considering I've never heard of you, you can't be a Balion.

I've also never heard of this lad.

 

[Calamity]

Smurf or nobody. Choose your pick. A pretty legendary post history though. We're all proud.

 

[panic]

I was a Balion Mercenary before it was cool to be a Balion. Also proudly served as a Sergeant of the Guard. That you do not know who I am is not a testament to your ignorance or my lack of skill but is testament to the fact that I can be any body, anywhere, any time and that usually means I am nowhere to be found. I am the personification of menacing brutality and also frustration.

Also nobody was buying shields for archers in competitive NA until I suggested so in a match so I also am a revolutionary genius-level logistician.

 

[KoA John]

BalionMerc_Panic

2010 2011 me thinks? The ancient days of the kingdom. Good to see you 

 

[Lord Brutus]

More likely a smurf.

 

[Mad_Dawg]

I vouch for thePanicofBalion. 

Balion had secret members we kept in the basement that only saw the light of day in the more dire of straights.

 

[Lord Brutus]

Back to the basement with him, I say.