A Dragon or a Lightsaber?

[Overlord-]

Dude, Neo can ram the hammer as well as he can pull it. So pls.

 

[Magorian Aximand]

There's only so fast the cylinder can spin, bro. Not to mention, what's the use of only six shots on full auto?

 

[Overlord-]

That would apply, if Neo couldn't spin the cylinder too. I don't get to say this often, but checkmate.

 

[Austupaio]

OR, he could just use an automatic.

 

[Magorian Aximand]

That would apply, if Neo couldn't spin the cylinder too. I don't get to say this often, but checkmate.

Bro, he has two hands. Just what do you think is going on here? And again I ask, what is the use of only six shots on full auto?

 

[Ringwraith #5]

Speaking of deflecting stuff with the blade of a lightsaber... I've always wondered why people expecting to fight a Jedi always arm themselves with a weapon that fires single projectiles and not, y'know, a shotgun. It seems to me a lightsaber would be a lot less helpful against that.

Neo's fast hands+Colt peacemaker=Full auto. 

You don't need to be Neo. 

 

[Dryvus]

There's only so fast the cylinder can spin, bro.

Well you certainly wouldn't have made the roof-to-roof leap.

 

[rebelsquirrell]

Can't you kill a dragon by filling a pig carcass with lead so when it eats it ruins its gut, like the Chimera.

 

[Ringwraith #5]

Can't you kill a dragon by filling a pig carcass with lead so when it eats it ruins its gut, like the Chimera.

Well I suppose you could, but wouldn't it be simpler to just shoot it with an RPG or something?

 

[Jhessail]

Suck it losers, dragons are still winning.

Can't you kill a dragon by filling a pig carcass with lead so when it eats it ruins its gut, like the Chimera.

Well I suppose you could, but wouldn't it be simpler to just shoot it with an RPG or something?

Dragon bellies are impervious to lead and their livers are strong enough to harmlessly discard it. Also, dragons can eat RPG rounds, which will enhance their fire-breathing for few moments.

When you're at more or less Neo levels of weapon resistance?
Meh.

A dragon would just eat Neo, since everyone knows dragons are faster than messianic archetypes!

 

[Ringwraith #5]

Dragons can eat RPG rounds.

Oh good, so the dragon's going to bleed out after the RPG round tears its ******* apart on the way out. Glad that's settled!

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

A dragon would just eat Neo, since everyone knows dragons are faster than messianic archetypes!

Of course, we're all ignoring one obvious thing.
Neo's a ****ing hacker!

 

[Delora Filth]

Meaning what? He'd throw his laptop at the dragon and post angry anti-dragon videos on youtube?

 

[Seff]

I assume he'd go and bend the dragon with his mind or something.

 

[Delora Filth]

I bet that old Nokia phone of his could kill a dragon nest with pure radiation.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

At this point, that's pretty much his best bet, yes.

 

[Jhessail]

Dragons can eat RPG rounds.

Oh good, so the dragon's going to bleed out after the RPG round tears its ******* apart on the way out. Glad that's settled!

Bah, what is an RPG round compared to a cauldron full of vindaloo curry? 

 

[Overlord-]

That would apply, if Neo couldn't spin the cylinder too. I don't get to say this often, but checkmate.

Bro, he has two hands. Just what do you think is going on here? And again I ask, what is the use of only six shots on full auto?

Neo's hands move at multiple speeds of sound. He could deconstruct and recosntruct the gun after each shot and still fire hella fast, man. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsU5AMxvlKg

 

[Orion]

I bet that old Nokia phone of his could kill a dragon nest with pure radiation.

If it's a Nokia, he could probably throw it at the dragon and kill it with pure concussive force. The phone would be fine.

Unless you have a dragon made of Nokia 3310s, I want a lightsaber.

 

[Dryvus]

What about a lightsaber powered by a Nokia crystal?