One day I was out for a stroll with 326 close friends...
...when I realised my army could be seen from outer space.
On the way home we decided to stop off in Uxkhal for a cup of tea
But some officious busybodies barred our way.
The defenders were stoic, apart from the guy front right, who's wishes he'd stayed in bed today
We soon breached the walls
The defending archers stuck to their job, ignored by the attackers. Would no one stop these guys?
Uh-oh. Something wicked this way comes. I fear those archers are done for.
There was a Mexican Standoff
They thrust
And we parried
Have at thee, varlot!
My men, having fallen off the wall, took the back way up, menaced by a lone archer
But not for long
Victory!
The wages of sin is death