Would You Rather

[TrinityArse]

Dog. And not one of those ***** dogs, either. A shepherd or a rottweiler.

 

[TrinityArse]

****.

Rottweiler or German Shepherd?

 

[bonez899]

Cinema, like the look better.

Halo or Call of Duty?

 

[bonez899]

wake. sleep is a necesscesary waste of time.

forever alone or always in a relationship?

 

[TrinityArse]

Relationship obv

Really cool and nice but fatass girlfriend or really *****y and annoying hot girlfriend?

 

[Dantе]

The first one.


Would you rather have Really nice and good friends, but geeky or shallow drunkards for friends?

 

[lordJehovah]

The first one.

Go for a vacation in France or Spain?

 

[Jhessail]

Spain.

Immense wealth and unhappy social life or poverty and happy social life?

 

[lordJehovah]

First. I can still offer "gifts" to people to make them like me, can't I?

Base-jumping or Cliff-hanging?

 

[TrinityArse]

I hate to sound like some internet white knight, but you seem really sexist and/or mean.

If you're referring to me, I'm not mean.
And I definitely am not sexist. I just tend to say things the way they are -- blatantly and appealingly.

NQ: Pachinko

 

[Delora Filth]

Would you rather have the hiccups for the rest of your life, or feel like you had to sneeze but not be able to for the rest of your life?

 

[Paronomasia12]

Would you rather have the hiccups for the rest of your life, or feel like you had to sneeze but not be able to for the rest of your life?

I can't sneak up on people when I have hiccoughs, so feeling but not being able to sneeze for the rest of my life.

Would you rather go back in time to 1714 or forwards to 2314?

 

[Magorian Aximand]

Would you rather have the hiccups for the rest of your life, or feel like you had to sneeze but not be able to for the rest of your life?

Kill myself. Those both sound terrible.

Same question, since I didn't really answer.



****ing ninja. That question then.

 

[user1324865215]

Probably the future.

Would you rather fight a tiger sized elephant or an elephant sized tiger?

 

[Delora Filth]

Tiger sized elephant. It'd probably be cumbersome as **** being so short with those stumpy legs.

Would you rather have pubic hair for teeth or teeth for pubic hair?

 

[Swissky]

Teeth for pubic hair.

Your dentist will be your new gynecologist or vice versa.

Would you rather get 100 volts sent through your nipples or let a fat man slap your face with his man-boobs?

 

[Ismail]

Manboobs, definitely.

Have a really good life or live forever without much excitement?

 

[Eктωρ]

Live forever. Especially because eventually my beard would grow enough for me to look exactly like your avatar.

Would you rather have a beard like that or be unable to grow facial hair?

 

[Delora Filth]

Beard. Silly question.

Would you rather have volatile diarrhea for a year or eat a bowl of ****?

 

[kiarj]

Volatile diarreia, unless it's above a 7 on the standart Wernhog's Diarreia Volatileness Scale.

Would you rather instantly gain a few million dollars or become a billionaire after 15 years of harsh factory work?