"Hey there, neigbor! Thank you for allowing me to use your computer while you were away, so i could read my email! I had received a lot of interesting mails, some call them junk mail.. But hey, other mans trash is other mans treasure, i found many interesting offers! Oh and your computer seemed a bit slow earlier.. I noticed that a lot of resources were used by something called "firewall" and i even by a virus! It was called... Guard ant virus, or something like that, but fortunately they were easy to shut down, so they are not bothering you anymore! I left the computer on for you... What's the matter? Are you allright neigbor? Buddy? Say something...?"