Worst things to find out from your neighbor
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Grocat
Sergeant Knight
Yes, although I think it would be highly unlikely that the bad kind would be one of my neighbors.
Another example, come on people: (Give in the form of quotes)
"Uh, I accidentally mistook the Hell's Angels for you and gave them the extra key to you house...sorry about that."
-Grocat the Spoonerism with a Toomerism
Another example, come on people: (Give in the form of quotes)
"Uh, I accidentally mistook the Hell's Angels for you and gave them the extra key to you house...sorry about that."
-Grocat the Spoonerism with a Toomerism
That their 18 year old son has impregnated your 15 year old daughter.
ArabArcher35
Baron
That they're JAHOVA'S WITNESSES!!!11!@one!
Or even better. That they're CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS! (What an oxymoron, eh?)
"Hello, neighbor, I was just checking up to see if you're enjoying this glorious day in- Sweet God! What are you holding?!"
"Eh? Oh, um, it's a condom"
"*twitch* Florence, get the stake and rope..."
Or even better. That they're CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS! (What an oxymoron, eh?)
"Hello, neighbor, I was just checking up to see if you're enjoying this glorious day in- Sweet God! What are you holding?!"
"Eh? Oh, um, it's a condom"
"*twitch* Florence, get the stake and rope..."
thesneakster
Grandmaster Knight
Or hippies who like to get naked and stick their Shalongs through your fence.
Volkier
Sergeant Knight
"I ate your not-yet-born child when it was still a foetus, out of your wife, who was still alive while I was doing it. Then I made your kids fight each other to the death gladiator style, and fed broken glass to the survivor, burned down your house, and told your parents that you did it. The belt you are wearing now is a bomb, and it will explode if you try to remove it or if I press a button. I have also cloned you, and that clone is currently destroying everything you have worked hard to achieve (including your friends and family)." This would be said over a phone so you won't be able to kill that neighbour :
Actually I wouldn't care much if that happened, as long as they left the horses alone :
Actually I wouldn't care much if that happened, as long as they left the horses alone :
denizk
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"I ate your not-yet-born child when it was still a foetus, out of your wife, who was still alive while I was doing it. Then I made your kids fight each other to the death gladiator style, and fed broken glass to the survivor, burned down your house, and told your parents that you did it. The belt you are wearing now is a bomb, and it will explode if you try to remove it or if I press a button. I have also cloned you, and that clone is currently destroying everything you have worked hard to achieve (including your friends and family)." This would be said over a phone so you won't be able to kill that neighbour :
Actually I wouldn't care much if that happened, as long as they left the horses alone :
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Some professionals have to deal with this guy
"I ate your not-yet-born child when it was still a foetus, out of your wife, who was still alive while I was doing it. Then I made your kids fight each other to the death gladiator style, and fed broken glass to the survivor, burned down your house, and told your parents that you did it. The belt you are wearing now is a bomb, and it will explode if you try to remove it or if I press a button. I have also cloned you, and that clone is currently destroying everything you have worked hard to achieve (including your friends and family)." This would be said over a phone so you won't be able to kill that neighbour :
Actually I wouldn't care much if that happened, as long as they left the horses alone :
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Some professionals have to deal with this guy
Espresso
Knight at Arms
"Hey there, neigbor! Thank you for allowing me to use your computer while you were away, so i could read my email! I had received a lot of interesting mails, some call them junk mail.. But hey, other mans trash is other mans treasure, i found many interesting offers! Oh and your computer seemed a bit slow earlier.. I noticed that a lot of resources were used by something called "firewall" and i even by a virus! It was called... Guard ant virus, or something like that, but fortunately they were easy to shut down, so they are not bothering you anymore! I left the computer on for you... What's the matter? Are you allright neigbor? Buddy? Say something...?"
My neighbour! He killed his wife (while intoxicated), went to prison for manslaugher, sat for some 6 years and a year ago... he came BACK!Rory said:
He's really a cheerful fellow. We are kindred spirits you know...
[edit: ahem to the topic]
"I had buttsechs with you while you were asleep... with a clawhammer!"
