Where's all the girls?

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Leprechaun said:
Thanks, I could happily have gone the rest of my life without knowing that.
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Yeah, sorry, it's just I've been at work for nearly 2 1/2 hours and haven't touched my penis since I got here!

Anyway, do you like my alter ego? I figured you'd go for an Eric Mendez :razz:
 
there seems to be a sudden interest in where all the girls are and how many of them there are....  Is this spring triggering its traditional annual hormone release?
 
Hormones are good! They make mankind thrive! So dont say that Hormonal influeces are a bad thing, that's an usual feminist mistake!
And no, this tread was based on curiosity not hormonal behaviour.
 
Speaking of feminism...

25 things to make you feel good about being a man! said:
1. OPENING JARS - she's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work.

2. CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman but even saying it to kids makes you the man.

3. DOING A PROPER SLIDE TACKLE - Beckham free kicks - camp. A Stuart Pearce tackle is the pinnacle of the game, simultaneously winning the ball and crippling the man. Magic.

4. SHARPENING A PENCIL WITH A STANLEY KNIFE - Blunt, is it? Hand it here love. No, I don't need a sharpener, you think I can't whittle.

5. GOING TO THE TIP - A manly act which combines driving, lifting and - as you thrillingly drop your rubbish into another huge pile of other rubbish - noisy destruction.

6. DRINKING UP - Specifically, rising from the table, slinging your coat on and downing two thirds of a pint in one fluid movement. Then nodding towards the door, saying, "Let's go" and striding out while everyone else struggles to catch up with you. You're hard.

7. HAVING A THIN BIT OF WOOD - in the shed, solely to stir paint with.

8. HAVING A SCAR - Ideally it'll be a facial knife wound, but even an iron burn on the wrist is good. "Ooh, did it hurt". "Nah".

9. HAVING A HANGOVER AND THICK STUBBLE - When birds have been partying they just whinge. You on the other hand have physical evidence of your hardness, sprouting from your face. "Big night" Grr, what does it look like.

10. NODDING AT COPPERS - A moments eye contact is all it takes for you to share the unspoken bond. "We've not seen eye to eye in the past", it says, "but someone's got to keep the little scrotes in line".

11. USING POWER TOOLS - slightly more powerful than you need or can safely handle. Pneumatic drilling while smoking a fag? Superb.

12. KICKING A FOOTY AGAINST A GARAGE DOOR - Clang-g-g-g-g-g-! Stitch that becks, I kick so hard I set off car alarms.

13. ARRIVING IN A PUB LATE... and everyone cheers you. It doesn't mean you're popular, it just means your mates are pissed. However, the rest of the pub doesn't know that.

14. NOT WATCHING YOUR WEIGHT - fat is a feminist issue, apparently. Brilliant. Pass the pork scratchings.

15. CARVING THE ROAST - and saying "are you a leg or breast man?" to the blokes and "do you want stuffing?" to the women. Congratulations, you are now your dad.

16. WINKING - turns women to putty. Doesn't it?

17. TEST SWINGING HAMMERS - ideally, B&Q would have little changing rooms with mirrors so you could see how rugged you look with any DIY item. Until then, we'll make do with the aisles.

18. TAKING OUT £200 FROM A CASHPOINT - okay, so its for paying the plumber later but with that much cash you feel like a mafia don. The only thing better is peeling notes off the roll later.

19. PHONE CALLS THAT LAST LESS THAN A MINUTE - unlike birds, we get straight to the point. "Alright? Yep. Drink? Red lion? George, it is then. Seven. See ya."

20. PARALLEL PARKING - bosh, straight in. first time. Can Schumacher do that? No, because his cars got no reverse gear which, technically, makes you the worlds best driver.

21. HAVING EARNED THAT PINT - Since the dawn of time, men have toiled in the fields in blistering heat. Why? So, when it's over we can stand there in silence, surveying our work with one hand resting on the beer gut while the other nurses a foaming jug of ale. Aaaah.

22. HAVING SOMETHING PROPERLY WRONG WITH YOU - especially if you didn't make a fuss. "Why was I off, nothing much, just a brain haemorrhage".

23. KNOWING WHICH SCREWDRIVER IS WHICH - "a Phillips? For that? Are you mad, bint?"

24. TAKING A NEWSPAPER INTO THE LOO - a visual code that says that's right, I'm going in there for a huge, long man-sized ****e.

25. CALLING YOUR MATE A C*NT - and punching him on the shoulder. Just a man's way of saying "you're a good mate, I missed you while you were in hospital".
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Tankai said:
I was saying that women allways talk about men's hormones has if they were a bad thing!
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Nice generalization, yeah.  :roll:

And I caught the reference as irritation at teenage boys, who's hormones tend to piss me off to no end (I'm a 19 year old male, for what its worth).  Unnecessary aggression, ridiculous stupidity, and other irritations are the hallmarks of said pubescent individuals.
 
I am a 20 year old male, and i totaly agree with you, but the thing that gets to me the most is when someone believes to be better then another human being. And comenting about hormones, like that, is saying that we are inferior at some level and i dont believe that! I prefer to think that we are equals since we cannot exist without each other. Respect exists to level things up.

I am a man, and proud to be it and I believe in honnor.  If this makes me a lesser human being, then theres nothing i can do.

(Sorry about the generalisation, but this kind of thing realy gets to me)
 
I just think it's daft that if a guy says something about a woman being stressed because of PMT/hormones/whatever he would be accused sexism... Positive/Reverse discrimination is also a hinderence to equality
 
Smoson said:
I just think it's daft that if a guy says something about a woman being stressed because of PMT/hormones/whatever he would be accused sexism... Positive/Reverse discrimination is also a hinderence to equality
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Say what?  Maybe its me, but I don't notice people crying sexism about it in my personal interactions with people.
 
And what's the DEAL with vaginas?

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Merentha said:
Smoson said:
I just think it's daft that if a guy says something about a woman being stressed because of PMT/hormones/whatever he would be accused sexism... Positive/Reverse discrimination is also a hinderence to equality
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Say what?  Maybe its me, but I don't notice people crying sexism about it in my personal interactions with people.
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It depends where a fella says it. Women can say "all men think with their dicks" or "All men are bastards" wherever and whenever they wish because it's 'true' where as for a man to blame irrational behaviour on a woman's monthly, he has to do so in the company of women who know him well and well away from others ESPECIALLY if it is true!! Then you get the whole "Oh, you don't understand what I go through every month blah, blah, yakkety, schmackity..." which fair enough is true but THEY don't understand what men go through EVERYDAY with a penis such as getting turned on by a ****in' bus then attempting to get off it with no-one noticing your huge stonk-on!! :mrgreen: Funny but highly inconvenient
 
Smoson said:
It depends where a fella says it. Women can say "all men think with their dicks" or "All men are bastards" wherever and whenever they wish because it's 'true' where as for a man to blame irrational behaviour on a woman's monthly, he has to do so in the company of women who know him well and well away from others ESPECIALLY if it is true!!
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That might be it.
 
Amman de Stazia said:
there seems to be a sudden interest in where all the girls are and how many of them there are....   Is this spring triggering its traditional annual hormone release?
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Thanks for answering the question, Tankai...

as for the second part, spring is supposedly the time of year when both males and females start feeling 'frisky'.  Women have hormones too.
Never heard of HRT?
lucky you.

So the amateur psychologist in me thinks - oooh, interesting, THAT was a very sore nerve!
:wink:
 
Actualy my hormones get jumpy in summer, spetialy when women dress up in a certain way. But thats just it, it is obvious for everione when a man is being influenced by hormones, and again - its not a bad thing!
 
Tankai said:
Actualy my hormones get jumpy in summer, spetialy when women dress up in a certain way. But thats just it, it is obvious for everione when a man is being influenced by hormones, and again - its not a bad thing!
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That's not "hormones." That's just your brain going "BOOBIES!!!1"
 
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