When Was the first time you...

[Cez Ser Ykoe]

The game is simple you answer the above persons, "When was the first time you (insert item here)" (Describe how it happened) then you ask something using that format.

My question:

When was the first time you got drunk and what happened afterwards?

 

[gaham1]

Never too young


When was the first time you played videogames?

 

[Cez Ser Ykoe]

i was 4 and it was on a playstation the original :p 5 minutes later it was fried


When was the first time you stole something

 

[Bruhlan Revan]

I believe I stole some sort of awesome Candy when I was in Mexico as a young boy.

When was the first time you got in a fight with some!!! 

 

[Cez Ser Ykoe]

It was with my brother and lasted about an hour i was 6 and hew was 15 i broke his nose and jaw he broke my arm... it was a little painful :p

When was the first time you got a thousand dollars and what did you do with it?

 

[Delora Filth]

That would amount to about six thousand crowns here, so I guess at about 14. Bought a lot of alcohol, weed, cigarettes and junk food that summer. . . . . And somewhere in that haze, also a bike. Which I still have.

When was the first time you realized the female "parts" smell like prawn left-overs?

 

[Temuzu]

When I accidentally stumbled upon some "used" underwear.

When was the first time you fapped?

 

[Dryvus]

I'm pretty sure I was twelve. It was not long after summer began. What a magical, magical time.

When was the first time a body part disobeyed your brain?

 

[Delora Filth]

When I turned 12/13 and my penis began to try daring escape plans from my zipper, mid-class.

When did you first taste alcohol? And in what form?

 

[Kvedulf]

4. Left over dregs from beer cans.  Because even as a toddler, I was a classy mother****er.

When was the first time you doubted the existence of Santa? 

 

[Untitled.]

When I was 8 and Santa couldn't answer my questions about why I didn't get the stuff I wanted.

When was the first time you kissed someone?

 

[Temuzu]

I was about 9. It was a friend of mine. And a boy, too.

When was the first time you had doubts about your sexuality?

 

[theAthenian]

Ugh, around 5 years ago when I realised I always liked both boys and girls.

When was the first time you got into a relationship?

 

[Delora Filth]

Think I was about 18-19. But I was a late bloomer. Or whatever it is they call people who are ugly teens but grow less ugly with age.

When was the first time you realized your parents couldn't fix everything?

 

[G36E]

When was the first time you got into a relationship?

When was the first time you realized your parents couldn't fix everything?

6 ~ 8. Was the time I had to fix the PC for them.

What? You wanted something dramatic?

When was the first time you found a cause you thought you would fight for?

 

[theAthenian]

A year ago. Kira's utopia.

When was the first time you broke a limb?

 

[Paula]

I think I was in 2nd grade. Jumped off a swing and hit the ground wrong, so a little piece of my elbow splintered off. Broke the same arm real good about four years later by hitting the ice I was skating on. Got screwed together again and now I have two more or less nice scars left over. \o/

When was the first time you got on a plane?

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

When was the first time you got drunk and what happened afterwards?

I was about 7 years old, my dad gave me far too much wine one christmas and I ended up using my body to support a wall. Or was it the other way around?

With alcohol that I bought.... probably 16 or 17, bottle of whisky, drank it by myself in my bedroom and then the room was spinning a lot and I felt like I was falling. Not a pleasant experience. Can't remember if I vomited.

When was the first time you got in a fight with some!!! 

Never have, unless you count the scrapping I did with my sister when we were kids. I don't.

When was the first time you got a thousand dollars and what did you do with it?

I've never had a thousand dollars. I use real money.

When was the first time you realized the female "parts" smell like prawn left-overs?

You must know some revolting women.

When was the first time you fapped?

Can't remember. 12, 13, 14... something like that.

When was the first time a body part disobeyed your brain?

Probably when I was little and had diarrhea. Given I was an infant at the time it's not unexpected.

When did you first taste alcohol? And in what form?

I dunno, wine probably at christmas.

When was the first time you doubted the existence of Santa? 

When my mum told me he didn't actually exist.

When was the first time you kissed someone?

18 or 19 I think. All the guys I knew when younger where either townies (what are today called chavs) or friends. Couldn't have paid me to kiss the former, and the later would have been crossing too many boundaries.

When was the first time you had doubts about your sexuality?

Never have. I've always liked the men.

When was the first time you got into a relationship?

Was about 16 at the time.

When was the first time you realized your parents couldn't fix everything?

When I was young. Can't exactly remember.

When was the first time you found a cause you thought you would fight for?

When I decided to become a vegetarian when I was 13. Although by "fight" I mean more "non-violent protest in the form of abstinence from one form of food without forcing my views onto others".

When was the first time you broke a limb?

Never have. Always bounced when dropped as a kid, and as yet I've only been bruised when coming off bikes/horses. Although I suspect both of my little toes are broken, from banging them on random things during my youth... they don't really count though as they're not a limb.

When was the first time you got on a plane?

Quite some time ago. Was 18/19 I think.

When was the first time you questioned the existence of god(s) ?

 

[Darwin]

Uh, I maybe was 10 or something.

When was the first time you realized the world is a ****ty place to live on?

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

When I was about 7.

When was the first time you lost somebody close to you?  (ie, they died)