What would your 3 wishes be from a Genie?

[pXgamer]

I was thinking what I would do with a Genies wishes.. this is what I came up with in most capitalizing order..

1. Vampirism - This allows me to hit a few things in one wish

-Super Human physique
-Immortal
-Mind Domination

2. Time travel - This allows me to enjoy the most out of the darker years in my new found longevity of life.

-1000 BC 1000 AD -

-Most capable Warrior
-Most capable Influencer
-Most capable self contained Philosopher

3. Is undetermined. Likely to be used after hundreds-thousands of years living a millenia of life.

Something in my present mortality, I am going to have to think long and hard to match my other two wishes. What would your wishes be?

 

[Untitled.]

I'd really just ask for an ice cream right about now.

 

[Krik]

Invulnerability for me and anyone I wanted, infinite money, and the ability to do everything they do in Dragon Ball Z including the ability to make 5 minutes last 5 separate 20 minute episodes.

 

[-Seher Akıncısı-]

Shouting like Dragonborn does, ability to see the future (But not to change, i want to know what happens when a was is going to wage.) And seeing what exactly happens to your soul when you die.

 

[Swissky]

1. Time travel
2. Immortality
3. Unlimited knowledge. 

 

[Untitled.]

the ability to make 5 minutes last 5 separate 20 minute episodes.

LSD.

 

[Krik]

 

[Lord Burgess1]

Dryvus to have a tiny penis.

Dryvus's anus to be on the outside.

Dryvus to not be able to transverse stairs without falling down them or if going up stumble on at least 5 steps.

 

[Dodes]

Immortality

Not to have a third wish

 

[Fierce Headmaster]

The ability to convince anyone of anything I want (if I want to exert it).
Convince the genius that I didn't wish for anything yet.
Loop wishes until I'm tired.

 

[Jhessail]

That everyone else's selfish wishes be nullified.

That the mystery of cold fusion is solved tomorrow, by a dozen different teams so it won't become exclusive knowledge.

That any person who achieves a position of power loses the ability to lie, misdirect or lie by omission. Like Jim Carrey in Liar liar.

 

[K-64]

Divide my remaining wishes by zero. Have fun with the results.

 

[shadowarcher]

1. Immortality
2. Dragon ball Z powers
3. Superhuman Physique

Gimme those and I'll finally wipe out humanity, just like Lord Vegeta wishes me to do.

 

[Austupaio]

The intelligence to comprehend the Genie's existence and it's ability to bring these wishes to fruition.

The following two would be modified by that understanding.

 

[PoisonCourtesan]

I'd ask for the most successful sex change. Anything else is secondary.
Though I'd probably ask for a lesbian harem.

Oh and infinite wishes.

Selfless wishes are piss.

 

[Untitled.]

I think a life where your every wish is fulfilled would be utterly boring. Even to the point that you'd wish for no more wishes.

 

[Elisianthus]

This is why all wishes - especially ones like immortality/knowing everything/etc - should have the "Until I decide otherwise" clause appended.

 

[Big_Mac]

Oh and infinite wishes.

C'mon now.

 

[Untitled.]

This is why all wishes - especially ones like immortality/knowing everything/etc - should have the "Until I decide otherwise" clause appended.

You should have some safety clause as well. Imagine getting drunk and then being sad and thinking "oh man, I don't wanna live anymore". Whoops.

 

[Duh]

1. The ability to really get the last drop of pee off my junk before i zip my pants
2. I want to be able to speak in farts
3. Rams rejoins the forum