What would your 3 wishes be from a Genie?

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And finally winning the lottery once.

I bet you win the Icelandic equivalent of the 4€ prize.

 

[Varalir]

Works for me, how are those immigrants treating ya?

 

[Anthropoid]

Aren't all Genie's douche bags by default?

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

What would your 3 wishes be from a Genie?

1) World Peace
2) Win a billion quid on the lottery
3) Turn whole of UK into motorbike-only society (I'll allow bicycles and pedestrians too, because I need to have something to aim for)

 

[RoboSenshi]

1) A turkey Sandwich
2) A million more wishes
3) Irrelevant

 

[Dryvus]

1. Mind powers.
2. Controllable invincibilimmortality.
3. Time control with selective unaffectability.

 

[Bulle]

Hm.

1. An apartment or house since I don't have a place to live in and I constantly have to move around. It would be nice to finally have a nice place of my own.
2. An income that I can live on comfortably but still not being too rich.
3. That my family is healthy and happy.

 

[RoboSenshi]

2. An income that I can live on comfortably but still not being too rich.

???????

 

[Austupaio]

I believe she just means that she wants an income so that she can live a middle or upper class lifestyle, but without being a multi-billionaire.

 

[dion1195]

1 I wish I had the same powers as Q

2-3 no longer matter, I just became more powerfull then the genie...

 

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2. An income that I can live on comfortably but still not being too rich.

???????

Having a lot of money is hell. Especially if you're living in a leftist society. I'd like to have enough money to not have to care which brand of strawberry jello is cheaper when I buy something, but not so much that I'd have to constantly worry over my stuff. I don't want to identify myself with my things. That applies to money as well.

 

[Kevlar]

Why are people even asking for money?

Just ask for time travel then travel back a week and pick winning lottery numbers, boom, money.

 

[Anthropoid]

Why are people even asking for money?

Just ask for time travel then travel back a week and pick winning lottery numbers, boom, money.

Never, ever pick the time travel. Might run into Al Bielek.

 

[Cerebrum Stercora]

1. addiction immunity
2. money
3. *****es

 

[Tancred_de_Houdan]

I'd be careful. You don't know where that genie's been.

 

[Patchouli Knowledge]

1. Reset senescence in all of my biological systems to age 10 levels (but, apart from healing of age-related wear-and-tear, with no other changes to anatomy, configuration or function) = 40 year old mind/body/memory/experience but with 10 year old "health and aging" levels, oh **** yes! 

2. A duffel bag containing 900,000 freshly minted U.S. $100 notes on my kitchen table.

3. Reset my wife's biological systems to age 10 as well! 

Did you just say you wish your wife had a 10 year old's *****? Jesus Christ.

 

[Kentucky 『 ＨＥＩＧＵＩ 』 James]

What a horrible post. I'm awaiting a response from anthropoid.

 

[Patchouli Knowledge]

I've alerted the cold case unit.

 

[Roccoflipside]

1. Reset senescence in all of my biological systems to age 10 levels (but, apart from healing of age-related wear-and-tear, with no other changes to anatomy, configuration or function) = 40 year old mind/body/memory/experience but with 10 year old "health and aging" levels, oh **** yes! 

2. A duffel bag containing 900,000 freshly minted U.S. $100 notes on my kitchen table.

3. Reset my wife's biological systems to age 10 as well! 

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Well, he definitely didn't just say it... Unless your from a planet where the Internet takes five years to get there.

Did you just say you wish your wife had a 10 year old's ****? Jesus Christ.

 

[Mabons]

1. Reset senescence in all of my biological systems to age 10 levels (but, apart from healing of age-related wear-and-tear, with no other changes to anatomy, configuration or function) = 40 year old mind/body/memory/experience but with 10 year old "health and aging" levels, oh **** yes! 

2. A duffel bag containing 900,000 freshly minted U.S. $100 notes on my kitchen table.

3. Reset my wife's biological systems to age 10 as well! 

Did you just say you wish your wife had a 10 year old's ****? Jesus Christ.

Read it again (granted its a mess of a post)

"40 year old mind/body/memory/experience"