What pissed you off today v. V

[crodio]

If I had to pay 500 euros to get a driving licence I would drive a burro instead

 

[Delora Filth]

Which is why I've never bothered taking the test. I know how to drive, so the chances of me being pulled over are slim to none seeing as this isn't the US and the cops need a good reason to pull you over here. And what are they going to do anyways? Can't exactly revoke my non-existant license.

 

[Patchouli Knowledge]

Well laaa-dee-daaah. Finally something that's less **** in Canada than here.

That and literally everything else.

 

[Horcerer]

Well laaa-dee-daaah. Finally something that's less **** in Canada than here.

That and literally everything else.

No.

 

[Antoine de Saint-Exupéry]

And what are they going to do anyways? Can't exactly revoke my non-existant license.

how about a 2000€ fine and a two month suspended sentence? Tut tut

 

[Krik]

The road test is $35 Canadian here...

Yeah it's like 25usd here.

 

[Delora Filth]

And what are they going to do anyways? Can't exactly revoke my non-existant license.

how about a 2000€ fine and a two month suspended sentence? Tut tut

Eh. Still got a few years then.

 

[Dryvus]

It's just a written test to get your basic license here. You don't even have to demonstrate that you can drive.

Conveniently omitting the mention of the existence of a graduated license system, I note.

 

[Patchouli Knowledge]

I said basic license, as in your L. I had to simplify it for their simple European minds. Everything I said is still completely true.

 

[Dryvus]

Sure, but it sounds like we let 16 year olds drive willy-nilly without someone sitting in the passenger seat ready to punch them unconscious and seize the wheel if they screw up.

 

[Patchouli Knowledge]

Maybe that's the image of Canada I want to cultivate.

 

[Dryvus]

I consider that a Barbaric Cultural Practice and am contacting the hotline.

 

[Bluehawk]

And yet to own a gun I have to get two people to vouch for my mental stability. How the hell am I supposed to do that? ****ing bureaucrats.

 

[Patchouli Knowledge]

I consider that a Barbaric Cultural Practice and am contacting the hotline.

Uh oh, I used that hotline to get Dan for Mayor cancelled. I shudder to think what they'll do to me.

 

[Bluehawk]

Don't be so modest, you also took out Hiccups in one fell swoop.

 

[Patchouli Knowledge]

I was only doing my part to combat domestic terrorism.

 

[Vraelomon]

Why are we discussing driving tests here and not in the happy thread where swadianjedi just mentioned it?

 

[Patchouli Knowledge]

Drop dead. That's why.

 

[SwadianJedi]

Driver's Test in the US aren't too difficult, all you have to do is drive around a few blocks, do a three-point turn and parallel park. That said, almost everyone fails their first one, probably out of nervousness. The hardest part of the test here in NY is having to deal with the DMV, which is just one never-ending trainwreck of inefficiency, bureaucracy, and general dip****tery.

 

[Splintert]

I passed mine on the first try in a car I'd never driven.

The hardest part is not being nervous. Driving is easy.