What made you laugh today - Fifth Edition

[crodio]

Keynes’s early gay love-life is laid out in full detail. Where Lord Skidelsky was tight-lipped, Mr Davenport-Hines is garrulous. It helps that the economist recorded his sexual statistics. In the nine months to February 1909 he records that he had 61 encounters, with 65 more the following year. Like a philatelist, Keynes kept a list of conquests: “…the actor of Whitechapel, 16-year-old under Etna, lift boy of Vauxhall, Jewboy, Grand Duke Cyril of the Paris Baths”. The revolutionary economic thinker becomes “Maynard, the iron copulating machine”, according to an ex-lover.

 
tfw no one ever called me an iron copulating machine

 

[Kentucky 『 ＨＥＩＧＵＩ 』 James]

tfw no one ever called me an iron copulating machine

Phrase banned in argentina because the name reminds them of Thatcher.

 

[Anarion]

It's mercifully hard to imagine Thatcher copulating with anyone. But she had two children, so it must have happened.

 

[Kentucky 『 ＨＥＩＧＵＩ 』 James]

She stabbed an unsuspecting man with her reptilian tail and injected him with eggs that made three of her most evil spawn burst out of his mouth and kill him. Their names were Tony Blair, David Cameron and George Osborne (who is halfway through the process of splitting in two)

 

[Anarion]

The Falklands are actually a nesting place for the lizards. The Argentinians came too close to discovering the truth.

 

[crodio]

We discovered it, that's why we left

 

[Beny]

I thought you left because the Belgrano forgot it wasn't a submarine?

 

[crodio]

Reported for triggering me

 

[Kentucky 『 ＨＥＩＧＵＩ 』 James]

haha long country

 

[crodio]

That's Chile >.>

 

[Beny]

Chile are bros. They were on our side.

 

[crodio]

Chile is gay tbh. Today we will kick their asses

 

[Kentucky 『 ＨＥＩＧＵＩ 』 James]

I might actually keep this chrome extension.

Spoiler

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

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[Beny]

 

[Wellenbrecher]

God dammit Jacob...

 

[Dryvus]

Pretty bright out for half past midnight. Also I don't get it.

 

[Kentucky 『 ＨＥＩＧＵＩ 』 James]

I knew I forget to censor something in that screenshot.

 

[RhodokSergeant]

Where can I get it? Also, does anyone like this new profile picture?

 

[Adorno]

The latest episode of Last Week Tonight (With John Oliver) had a special on debt collectors.
They easily set up a company buying people's debt and ends the show with forgiving the 'medical' debt for 9000 people - almost $15 mill. 

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jun/06/john-oliver-medical-debt-forgiveness-last-week-tonight