What made you laugh today - Fifth Edition

[Shatari]

I missed having chickens running around on my farm. There's just something endearing about having a cat run past you chasing a chicken, immediately followed by a rooster running past you chasing a cat. I'm also constantly being followed around by a half dozen chickens who are convinced anything and everything I touch will have sow bugs under it.

 

[Adorno]

If you're bored, you can watch 3 people play a terrible game, making terrible comments.

 

[Terco_Viejo]

 

[Marko͘]

Man, these movies were great 

 

[Brosiedon]

https://twitter.com/DolanDark/status/1062378183129882625

 

[Terco_Viejo]

 

[Beny]

Are those real eyes?

 

[Wulfburk]

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[Adorno]

Checking stuff on Wikipedia.

Spoiler: This image to illustrate static electricity

Spoiler: Teena Marie

 

[Bluehawk]

A lot of people assume John Fogerty from Creedence Clearwater Revival is black before they see a picture of him.

 

[kevinflemming]

Re-listening to The Ricky Gervais Show on old XFM shows from years ago (probably the firth or sixth time going through them by now).

Series 0 - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyXWmr6hs7HBMjqtYBH97b7SJoTlbcPEf
Series 1 - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyXWmr6hs7HBvJO63tHC8Lyt1KOp2pm8b
Series 2 - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyXWmr6hs7HA-ZREpeUTSxcm76_XVrfiH
Series 3 - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyXWmr6hs7HB4o17q-6Tbo-eJvlkRek_S
Series 4 - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyXWmr6hs7HC_-CluC_IB17TyWR21Xfk3

Such an amazingly-bad, but hilarious, show. It's nothing like standard radio at all, just three blokes talking **** for an hour at a time.

 

[Lord Brutus]

A lot of people assume John Fogerty from Creedence Clearwater Revival is black before they see a picture of him.

Maybe people in Cambodia do.  I have never met anyone who thinks Fogerty is black. 

 

[Dryvus]

And with that one old man's anecdotal evidence, the case was closed forever.

 

[Lord Brutus]

Sure beats the anecdotal evidence of a Cambodian.  Especially considering how many times my friends and I have seen John Fogerty.

 

[Bluehawk]

Back in your day, they probably called them "spades".

 

[Danath]

https://bright.jobs/apply/her-majestys-government-in-the-united-kingdom-london-temporary-brexit-secretary/

 

[pentagathus]

 

[Lord Brutus]

Back in your day, they probably called them "spades".

I'm going to require evidence, signatures verified and notarized, before I believe anyone believes John Fogerty is black. 

 

[Dryvus]

Especially considering how many times my friends and I have seen John Fogerty.

... You do realize that seeing him multiple times has absolutely nothing to do with anything, right?

 

[crodio]

https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:98dQUwdbtWQJ:https://www.republicanoperative.com/t/credence-clearwater-revival/7306%3Fpage%3D4+&cd=1&hl=es-419&ct=clnk&gl=ar