This is essentially zero work, but I didn't even want to do it, that's how low my energy and enthusiasm is at present.
Not Bodrax, see Untitled
Not Untitled, see Bodrax
Not Orgasmo, see my read on Leifr all game.
Not Lord Kelsier, see my lean on LK since he began playing.
Those are my not-lynches today. That's five townies, if I include myself.
I couldn't give a crap about ordering the other would-lynches I haven't mentioned yet. I'm auditioning for not-lynch number six, and number seven.
Untitled can give me number six, hopefully. That would leave one open slot.
If your name is Lumos, Arch3r, Ah_Zhou, Big McLarge, or Teofish, and you vote for McConor or Rocketsheep within the next 24 hours, and your vote is on that person at end of round TODAY, and that person ends up dying with your vote on them TODAY, I will consider giving you that seventh not-gonna-lynch-you slot.
It is a fabulous prize indeed. But you have to meet those conditions or it's not worth my time.
@ Rocketsheep- because you're a big overflowing bag of scum!