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Gorlock said:
Calamity only has an A+ in consistency because he is consistently garbage at this game.

Your medals don't mean anything because you were carried by players that actually know what they're doing.

Gorlock you actually summed up your entire career except you have no medals
 
Guaccmoleboy said:
Gorlock said:
Calamity only has an A+ in consistency because he is consistently garbage at this game.

Your medals don't mean anything because you were carried by players that actually know what they're doing.

Gorlock you actually summed up your entire career except you have no medals

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Nice try ****ter
 
Gorlock said:
Calamity only has an A+ in consistency because he is consistently garbage at this game.

Your medals don't mean anything because you were carried by players that actually know what they're doing.

Who are you?

Come back to me when you've done a single thing in this game.  :lol:

Also, educate yourself: https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,280293.msg6911281.html#msg6911281
 
@Trox bro you barely beat me when i hadn't 2 hand dueled in 1 year. Ive won countless tournaments maybe 8 or more. When u can make an impact in a scrim let me know. Im Jordan you are Kwamee Brown. You can't 1 hand duel or shield duel. You are the definition of a techlessman. I make teams better you make them worse. Maybe you and Kel can 2v2 me and someone so u both can get pooped on. Ive been the best for years. Im so far ahead of any of the inf its actually insane. Let me know no awarness shrimpdick headass *****.
 
Oodle said:
@Trox bro you barely beat me when i hadn't 2 hand dueled in 1 year. Ive won countless tournaments maybe 8 or more. When u can make an impact in a scrim let me know. Im Jordan you are Kwamee Brown. You can't 1 hand duel or shield duel. You are the definition of a techlessman. I make teams better you make them worse. Maybe you and Kel can 2v2 me and someone so u both can get pooped on. Ive been the best for years. Im so far ahead of any of the inf its actually insane. Let me know no awarness shrimpdick headass *****.
LMAO
you can sit down now DoF_Trox
 
Oodle said:
@Trox bro you barely beat me when i hadn't 2 hand dueled in 1 year. Ive won countless tournaments maybe 8 or more. When u can make an impact in a scrim let me know. Im Jordan you are Kwamee Brown. You can't 1 hand duel or shield duel. You are the definition of a techlessman. I make teams better you make them worse. Maybe you and Kel can 2v2 me and someone so u both can get pooped on. Ive been the best for years. Im so far ahead of any of the inf its actually insane. Let me know no awarness shrimpdick headass *****.

On two different occasions through out the week before the tournament, you would mention how you were not going to lose that tournament in an attempt to intimidate me. If you thought you were rusty at that point, maybe don't do all that talking.

And also, don't apologize to people after you lose to them just because you talked all that smack. It makes you look weak. 
 
hëat said:
@guacc

why are you even typing in this thread you dumb white boy. you have no relevence in this game or community gtfo my face youre apart of bladecast because you want to leave a imprint on this game because you cant do anything in game. go back to pw where your ***** ass belongs you no awareness shrimpdick headass *****. you were literally one of the 8 dwarfs that ****ed princess snow white you midget looking ass idiot. ***** u mad mf ugly b looking like the little ginger kid from little einstein kill urself btch ill shoot u mf ass meet me irl **** outta here wicho dorito ass shaped head btch albino gorilla lookin ass mf ill flame u dumb spotty white pizza shaped head lookin elongated ass nose marshmallow man crusty ass mf self right here btch. i remember when yo udidnt have a mic and i almost didnt want to roast your ***** ass. when you play inf you remind me of a thick stubby slim jick lookin ass red skin boi

You're swine. You're a vulgar little maggot. Don't you even have the slightest clue as to how pathetic you are? You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. A cock-wart. I would rather kiss a Persian than be seen with you. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have horrible breath. You are degenerate, noxious; basically, an ideal fuking moron. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic local parasitic pond scum and I wish you would just go away.

If this were Sparta, you would have been cast to death at birth. You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel, a waste of MY oxygen. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention that you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you
may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well? it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective? Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us normal people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are challenged persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been 'right'. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you, especially in your pursuit of fictitious girls that you like to post here.

Quoted so when you delete it you can continue to feel bad for the time wasted.

I just pray that 80 percent of this is copy pasted.
 
Trox said:
Oodle said:
@Trox bro you barely beat me when i hadn't 2 hand dueled in 1 year. Ive won countless tournaments maybe 8 or more. When u can make an impact in a scrim let me know. Im Jordan you are Kwamee Brown. You can't 1 hand duel or shield duel. You are the definition of a techlessman. I make teams better you make them worse. Maybe you and Kel can 2v2 me and someone so u both can get pooped on. Ive been the best for years. Im so far ahead of any of the inf its actually insane. Let me know no awarness shrimpdick headass *****.

On two different occasions through out the week before the tournament, you would mention how you were not going to lose that tournament in an attempt to intimidate me. If you thought you were rusty at that point, maybe don't do all that talking.

And also, don't apologize to people after you lose to them just because you talked all that smack. It makes you look weak.

I can't say I would disagree with Jake's **** talking, brand new duel kids always piss me off to no end. You're not good because you grinded on duels at a time when literally no one did it anymore.
 
Verald said:
Trox said:
Oodle said:
@Trox bro you barely beat me when i hadn't 2 hand dueled in 1 year. Ive won countless tournaments maybe 8 or more. When u can make an impact in a scrim let me know. Im Jordan you are Kwamee Brown. You can't 1 hand duel or shield duel. You are the definition of a techlessman. I make teams better you make them worse. Maybe you and Kel can 2v2 me and someone so u both can get pooped on. Ive been the best for years. Im so far ahead of any of the inf its actually insane. Let me know no awarness shrimpdick headass *****.

On two different occasions through out the week before the tournament, you would mention how you were not going to lose that tournament in an attempt to intimidate me. If you thought you were rusty at that point, maybe don't do all that talking.

And also, don't apologize to people after you lose to them just because you talked all that smack. It makes you look weak.

I can't say I would disagree with Jake's **** talking, brand new duel kids always piss me off to no end. You're not good because you grinded on duels at a time when literally no one did it anymore.

Never said that I was good, that was not the argument I was making. He talked a lot of ****, said to me that he never loses tournaments and constantly made an effort to make sure I knew that. Then after he loses, he tells me that he didn't really mean all the **** talk he said. But I'm sure if he won, I wouldn't of been told that, would I?

 
That's just one duel out of a thousands, I don't quite get why you two would argue about it really, even for fun. Peter lost probably many duels, but he won even more on the other and, and even by loosing those, he always remained one of the best player to have ever touched this game, probably the best. If people wanna have a big ego, let them talk Trox, in Oodle's case, atleast that's justificated.

Oh for the notice, I know it's Warbants, I don't missunderstood the concept, but **** talking for the sole purpose of it, is quite pointeless imo. Let's make it atleast entartaining so we can laugh about it all together :wink:
 
Trox said:
Verald said:
Trox said:
Oodle said:
@Trox bro you barely beat me when i hadn't 2 hand dueled in 1 year. Ive won countless tournaments maybe 8 or more. When u can make an impact in a scrim let me know. Im Jordan you are Kwamee Brown. You can't 1 hand duel or shield duel. You are the definition of a techlessman. I make teams better you make them worse. Maybe you and Kel can 2v2 me and someone so u both can get pooped on. Ive been the best for years. Im so far ahead of any of the inf its actually insane. Let me know no awarness shrimpdick headass *****.

On two different occasions through out the week before the tournament, you would mention how you were not going to lose that tournament in an attempt to intimidate me. If you thought you were rusty at that point, maybe don't do all that talking.

And also, don't apologize to people after you lose to them just because you talked all that smack. It makes you look weak.

I can't say I would disagree with Jake's **** talking, brand new duel kids always piss me off to no end. You're not good because you grinded on duels at a time when literally no one did it anymore.

Never said that I was good, that was not the argument I was making. He talked a lot of ****, said that he never loses tournaments to me and constantly made an effort to make sure I knew that. Then after he loses, he tells me that he didn't really mean all the **** talk he said. But I'm sure if he won, I wouldn't of been told that, would I?

I'm pretty sure Jake was telling the truth about not meaning it though, it was just a mind game to help him win, not really about ability to back it up.
 
Tardet said:
That's just one tournament out of a thousands, I don't quite get why you two would argue about it really, even for fun. Peter lost probably many duels, but he even more on the other and, and even by loosing those, he always remained one of the best player to have ever touched this game, probably the best. If people wanna have a big ego, let them talk Trox, in Oodle's case, atleast that's justificated.

I posted because the thread is called Warbants. oodle is a great player. He can interpret what I said however he wants.
 
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