Calamity said:
Should drum up some hype.. pretty dead around these parts.
With Calamity beating up Troubadour with his own lute and Lagstro bombarding John with real Mexican soft-shell tacos, the Knights of the West quickly dispatched the Knights of Avalon and continue on into Single Elimination against From The Ashes. With blood and dirt painted on all of their faces, the West Knights are determined to take first place this UNAC because there are too much at stake this time around: $350, t-shirts, and the UNAC cup. With Gelden giving small prep talks to his lazy-eyed trusty horse, Shelly, and PPK blowing the dust off of his never-used helmet, the West Knights look prepared to take one step closer to winning the grand prize.
To achieve a common goal, the Balion Mercenaries and the rangers of Honour Bound made an alliance for the tournament. Though their creaky bones can be heard all over the battlefield, they managed to slain most of their opponents throughout the tournament and made it to the Single Elimination, proving that age does not really matter. Mad Dawg puts his hand on the shoulder of Xenomorph, the youngest of the Balions, and tells him, “I’m very proud of you Xeno. You may be the one to lead the Balions in the future and continue my legacy when I’m gone. If that time comes, continue to be the strong and brave warrior that you are, and the Balions will follow you to the end.” Xeno replies, “I will not fail you, Top Dawg.” Zero double- and triple-checking his archery equipment to minimize killing his teammates in battle and Chewbacca doing whatever a wookie does in private, the warriors of From The Ashes await their next match against the West Knights.
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Though their ranks are tired from keeping watch of random stuff at midnight all these years and more recently having to battle other gods in Smite, The Midnight Watchmen were still able to crush most of their opponents throughout the tournament and made it to Single Elimination to face the Knights of Avalon. Hoping to use the prize money and t-shirts to call their once glorious leader, Kherven, back from the dead, they pray to their Smite gods to give them strength for this upcoming fight. Perhaps one day, they will have an army of cloned Mok's to fight their numerous battles for them, but until then, winning this one will require the old fashion way.
Bruised, bloodied, and morally crushed, the Knights of Avalon look up to their King John for comfort. King John stands up and delivers a speech: "Fear not my fellow Knights! No soft-shell taco can ever bring us down! Last night, the Taco God came into my dream and gave me a recipe for a godly hard-shell taco. We will have a grand feast the night before our match against The Midnight Watchmen, and may these tacos from God give us renewed strength and courage to destroy our enemies!" The Knights cheer and scream King John's name. With a boost in morale, Troubadour quickly repairs his lute and plays tunes all night long, while the Knights sing and drink. Meanwhile, Cru secretly takes out his lucky charm, a red bear with arrows in its back, and kisses it for good luck…
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Who will face off one another in the Finals? Stay tune…get hyped!