The thread of Beards, Beards, and even more Beards.

[Leifr Eiríksson]

I don't care how big your arm muscles are, I will slap you when we next meet.

 

[Dryvus]

My beard is too curly. My sideburns are like, almost an inch long and they look bad enough thanks to 'dem curls. So I had to disgrace myself and give 'em a little trim.

I used to have big whorls that made my sideburns look stupid, they seem to have diminished greatly as I aged, or perhaps the other hairs in my beard brought them into line.

 

[Delora Filth]

We grieve today beardbrothers. For today Leifr has left the true way to happiness. . . . . . . and become a woman.

 

[Adorno]

Well, I'm really sorry.
I broke. I bent. I pussied out.

Me too 

At a certain length I become a hobo/neanderthal/hipster.

This is all it will ever be:

Spoiler

 

[Kevlar]

Shave your head and attach said hair to face, simple.

 

[Delora Filth]

Would look great with a handlebar moustache and a chin strip.

 

[Jace]

I've got a beard.

If you've got it, flaunt it.
(Aka: pix!)

 

[Leifr Eiríksson]

I can confirm that KOcken does have a beard. He was sporting a fantastic moustache when I met him in June, in Sweden.

 

[Marcus Brutus]

I don't care how big your arm muscles are, I will slap you when we next meet.

you'll try, but you are only gonna end up hurting your hand on this:

Spoiler

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I can confirm that KOcken does have a beard. He was sporting a fantastic moustache when I met him in June, in Sweden.

I don't understand why anyone would doubt my word.

 

[Leifr Eiríksson]

The infallible truth of the God KOcken does not shine in these parts.

 

[Jace]

Nobody was doubtin', there's just an ever-present need for new fapmaterial more beard pix!
For the beard thread.

 

[Delora Filth]

Beard for the beardgod!

 

[Ambalon]

I don't care how big your arm muscles are, I will slap you when we next meet.

you'll try, but you are only gonna end up hurting your hand on this:

Spoiler

Well ****, that's you? Looking mighty manly! When I get around to sporting a thicker beard I'll go back to bald head and beard. For the meantime, short hair will have to do.

 

[Marcus Brutus]

beards are great!

So how are you going to celebrate Beard Day? I'm thinking about doing something beard related like chopping wood, smoking a pipe, lifting weights eating hamburgers and driniking wiskey.

 

[Leifr Eiríksson]

Since I now have no beard, I will treat myself to something for the future. Perhaps a proper beard brush since the comb I use is too weak to go through my beard after a couple of months. I've read that a good boar bristle brush does wonders for all hair, especially beards.

And cry for my weakness.

 

[Delora Filth]

I'll be stroking my beard at work. Will try to get in a pipe or something though. And I'll be cursing the weakling above of course.

 

[Dryvus]

I remember there being a boar bristle brush in the house when I was a kid.

 

[Ironic]

This is a absolutely terrible picture but meh...I will try and get a better one Saturday.

 

 

[Delora Filth]

Respectable beard. I'd suggest you try to grow out the soul patch though. Would make the beard feel less detached from the rest

Just one more day people, and it's OUR DAY! How will you all celebrate beard day 2013?

 

[FrisianDude]

they should postpone this for like three months, I'm only somewhat fuzzy now.