The Sex Thread.
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Cookie Eating Huskarl
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We'll just ask the Mrs. then.
If I were you, I'll look into sperm bank storage for your seeds before you lose the ability to breed entirely. That way, down the line you'll still have a lifeline should you decide to have a child of your lineage. Just remember to maintain two sperm bank accounts as facilities failing is entirely possible.PoisonCourtesan said:
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I don't think soDryvus said:
Unless you are into weird clown themed sex 
Yes, so much this. A girl with a **** is the best of both worlds.Jhessail said:I guess futanari(?) is your preferred porn genre?
Dildo goes into ass. And that's where we go back to the beginning. Can I *** from this?Cookie Eating Huskarl said:
Mrs. Dryvus
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Nuh uh, we Canadians like to go both ways, IYKWIM. http://www3.telus.net/linguisticsissues/BritishCanadianAmerican.htmMoose! said:Mrs. Dryvus said:
I'm judging you for spelling judgmental wrong.
Cookie Eating Huskarl
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True, I forgot even if you have a meat pocket where your penis used to be, it'll probably wouldn't be as sensitive as the real thing to stimulation.PoisonCourtesan said:
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I'm looking into that but I am so afraid it might go to ruin and it needs cash and all that.Cookie Eating Huskarl said:
I will do it anyway. For my future brat!
I'll have a lot of explaining to do...
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Cookie Eating Huskarl
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Test tube babies aren't strange today, they wouldn't be strange 10 years down the line. Just make sure you explain the vanilla birds and bees first before you move on to other genres of it.
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"Hey guurl, your mommy is your daddy and oyur daddy is your mommy because mommy has a cock and daddy a vagoogoo."Cookie Eating Huskarl said:
Cookie Eating Huskarl
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When you say it like that, it makes it sound like a vagina that drips goo non-stop. Highly disturbing, yet intriguing.PoisonCourtesan said:
Only given anal and never any rimjobs. Takes preparation and careful relaxation. ****ing a butt is pretty much the same - it's all the other factors that make for something different.
Cons include that you're either wearing a condom, or you're (hopefully) not getting blown until your ****'s been washed. You also need good lube not to tear her ass apart, and furious thrusting like in porn takes a lot of practice.
Some of the pros include the 'kinky' factor - some girls think it's extra dirty in the kinky way to be taken anally, making them very horny. Other than that, there's a whole lotta nerve endings in the anus, and combined with vaginal/clitoral stimulation, you've got a lot of things working at the same time all of a sudden. Personal favorite is taking a girl in her butt against a shower wall, and using a toy on her ***** at the same time. Silicone lube doesn't wash off too easily, the water washes away any nasty residue that MIGHT appear, and the position adds to the 'being taken' feeling she gets. The double penetration is normally a winner, generally if I just bury my **** and let the toy do the work. Biting is optional.
As for Athie, you SHOULD be able to get a prostate orgasm. Ask Amontadillo or Kobrag.
Cons include that you're either wearing a condom, or you're (hopefully) not getting blown until your ****'s been washed. You also need good lube not to tear her ass apart, and furious thrusting like in porn takes a lot of practice.
Some of the pros include the 'kinky' factor - some girls think it's extra dirty in the kinky way to be taken anally, making them very horny. Other than that, there's a whole lotta nerve endings in the anus, and combined with vaginal/clitoral stimulation, you've got a lot of things working at the same time all of a sudden. Personal favorite is taking a girl in her butt against a shower wall, and using a toy on her ***** at the same time. Silicone lube doesn't wash off too easily, the water washes away any nasty residue that MIGHT appear, and the position adds to the 'being taken' feeling she gets. The double penetration is normally a winner, generally if I just bury my **** and let the toy do the work. Biting is optional.
As for Athie, you SHOULD be able to get a prostate orgasm. Ask Amontadillo or Kobrag.
Mrs. Dryvus
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If you lived in SF, Vermont, Seattle, peeps are generally pretty cool about non-traditional families.PoisonCourtesan said:
Mage246
The mother contributes the X chromosome, the father contributes the Y chromosome. The form that their genitalia takes does not change this.
PoisonCourtesan
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Dun really care about what they think, though I will eventually move to CA.Mrs. Dryvus said:
I'll raise me a smart and open-minded lass c:
Cookie Eating Huskarl
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Mum also passes down her mitochondrial DNA, so if you have mitochondrial syndromes, blame grandma.
Also, I want to note how funny it is the topic veered straight back on topic after Aus left. Though I'll refrain from putting up correlation as causation at this point.
Also, I want to note how funny it is the topic veered straight back on topic after Aus left. Though I'll refrain from putting up correlation as causation at this point.
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