The Sex Thread.

[PoisonCourtesan]

"What'sa sex shop?  "

"the EU trying to puss Satan in the lives of our children!!1!"

 

[Jace]

To help get the thread away from cheaty ****s and back into appropriate direction, an update:

Still no sex.

For the last 54 months.

 

[Vieira151]

To help get the thread away from cheaty ****s and back into appropriate direction, an update:

Still no sex.

For the last 254 months.

 

[AWdeV]

295. 

 

[Seff]

I'm approaching 24 hours. ;__;

 

[Mage246]

Stahp, U guis r making me sad

None for me until next Sunday at least.

 

[Paronomasia12]

Thought I was going to get something today after almost a fortnight but, oh no, too ill.

Might be lucky tonight

 

[shadowarcher]

You guys are pathetic, try 21 years without sex.

 

[Federico]

Impozibru

 

[AWdeV]

You guys are pathetic, try 21 years without sex.

...

You do realise Vieira and I were talking months right? 295 is 24 years and 7 months.

 

[Seff]

Maybe you should do a Federico. :3

 

[Federico]

You guys need


Nothing to see here  </ninja>

 

[AWdeV]

Maybe you should do a Federico. :3

I dunno man. Paying someone for sexual intimacy feels even more pathetic than not having any at all. You're still the exact same loser that can't get any except now with an added helping of sleaziness. I'll pass.

 

[shadowarcher]

You guys are pathetic, try 21 years without sex.

...

You do realise Vieira and I were talking months right? 295 is 24 years and 7 months.

I stand by my comment.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

You guys need

Spoiler: help

*Meh, you'd still get better stuff from Google nowadays, kids.*

*curiosity*
Ya know, I'm pretty sure I can honestly say I can do better for free.

 

[Austupaio]

I dunno man. Paying someone for sexual intimacy feels even more pathetic than not having any at all. You're still the exact same loser that can't get any except now with an added helping of sleaziness. I'll pass.

I knew it'd come to this, I was going to actually say that prostitution itself is no issue, but everyone got on their soap-boxes when he started defending his infidelity.

Do I really have to explain why you're a **** for saying this? 'Pathetic'? Really, you say this as a nearing 25-year-old virgin?

 

[Seff]

I'll be the first to say that being a 25-year-old virgin is not the end of the world, or necessarily make for a loser.

 

[Austupaio]

No, I don't think that's the case at all. However, it serves a comparison point in that many people would consider it exactly that, and it's the same mindset that just brought him to say that paying a prostitute makes you a loser.

 

[Weaver]

I dunno man. Paying someone for sexual intimacy feels even more pathetic than not having any at all. You're still the exact same loser that can't get any except now with an added helping of sleaziness. I'll pass.

Plenty of losers have sporadic free sex. Being a loser has little to do with sexual behaviour.
And paying someone for an intimate service is not pathetic.
That's just macho complex talking.

 

[AWdeV]

I dunno man. Paying someone for sexual intimacy feels even more pathetic than not having any at all. You're still the exact same loser that can't get any except now with an added helping of sleaziness. I'll pass.

I knew it'd come to this, I was going to actually say that prostitution itself is no issue, but everyone got on their soap-boxes when he started defending his infidelity.

Do I really have to explain why you're a **** for saying this? 'Pathetic'? Really, you say this as a nearing 25-year-old virgin?

Try to read what I said before you throw a self-righteous hissy fit kthx. I mean, goddamnit dude, did your sentience take a break for the night?

Would the reasons behind my having be a nearly 25-year old virgin magically disappear if I went and paid a hooker? No? So where on earth do you even come up with the snide whine of "bluh bluh 25-year old virgin"?

I'm a loser. I know that. Shagging a whore isn't going to fix that. It's not gonna do me any favours beyond costing me money and putting me in a very awkward situation I'd rather not even go into. I'd still be the exact same ****ing loser I was before except now I've demonstrated I'm grasping at stop-gap measures to treat a symptom instead of the cause.

****ing hell almighty, go away and sit in the corner untill you realise what bull**** you just spouted.

I don't give a **** about federico and his whoremongering nor do I give a **** about prostitutes and prostitution in general. It is not, how-****ing-ever, a goddamned solution to my problems, capiche?

I'm saying I personally would feel like an even bigger loser because it wouldn't mean that I fixed my **** but rather that I wasted money on a complete trivial non-issue as my virginity does not actually bother me, no matter what frowney faces I may have used in the last two pages.

The situation now = loser who can't get someone to have sex with him willingly.
The situation then would be = STILL a loser who can't get someone to have sex with him willingly except now an imaginary stain on my character, that I don't give half a rat's ass about is magically gone. Woo-hoooo.

Tl;dr: blow it out your ass.

I dunno man. Paying someone for sexual intimacy feels even more pathetic than not having any at all. You're still the exact same loser that can't get any except now with an added helping of sleaziness. I'll pass.

Plenty of losers have sporadic free sex. Being a loser has little to do with sexual behaviour.
And paying someone for an intimate service is not pathetic.
That's just macho complex talking.

Not what I said. I said I'd still be the same kind of loser. I'm not disputing there are other kinds of loser but I'm not talking about them.